YEET or YOINK!

[Roni]

Super simple one really. Someone will come up with a thing (be it a physical item, a fictional item, an animal, a person, as specific or as vague as you want, the sky's the limit!) and the next person to post will have to choose to either YEET it (throw it away/get it out of their sight) or YOINK it (grab it/make it theirs). And it's not needed, but it'd also be cool if you explain your choice :D

To get the ball rolling, why don't we start off with something simple, like,

a mountain bike?

 

[Starlight]

Yeet it over the edge.

I love cycling, but I only watch it these days. I used to train every day when I was younger, though that was road cycling not cross. No more bikes for me!

Spiders?

 

[Roni]

controversial yoink! after i learned that a large majority of their species are harmless bros who feed off other, actually deadly pests (roaches, mosquitoes, etc.), i make sure to keep as many of them alive in my house from now on. not even that hard considering the only ones i encounter are pretty smol.

grand piano?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

Yoink! I'd have to learn how to play it first...

Pineapple pizza?

 

[Roni]

yoink to the max! i like sweets on my pizza sue me.

a skateboard?

 

[Setsuna]

I love this idea for a forum game. But I'm gonna have to yeet this one. Fell off one when I was young and embarrassed myself. Never again.

Sour candy?

 

[Figure]

Yoink! Toxic Waste is one of my favorite candies and I love seeing how much sour shit I can stand.

Scotch? Single malt of course.

 

[Roni]

honestly sounds good but i'll have to yeet, since i don't drink whisky

how bout a nice, cold, glass of water?

 

[Setsuna]

Yoink. I'm willing to bet I should be drinking more of that as it is.

On the topic of drinks, how about canned coffee?

 

[Roni]

hmmmm yeet for now. maybe yoink on specific mornings.

to differentiate this from the Yum or Yuck thread (lol), how about... an iPhone 12 Pro Max?

 

[Setsuna]

Yoink that quick, I don't even use an iPhone, but it'd still be handy to have.

I like the variety offered here. How about a large bucket of ice?

 

[Roni]

yoink real quick bcs my feet need a cool down from being in hot sneaks all day.

i'm a sucker for variety. how about a vintage volkswagen beetle?

 

[Starlight]

Yoink. Could see me going all out hippie in that air cooled classic.

Baseball caps?

 

[Roni]

Sorry but YEET. hats in general make my head all sweaty after 3 mins or so. No bueno.

English to Japanese dictionary?

 

[LadyLurantis940]

Yoink. I'm not looking to learning Japanese anytime soon. The symbols confuse me to high h-e-double hockey sticks and beyond.

Artificial lighting?

 

[Roni]

yoink bcs i need that for night time lol

a roomba?

 

[Setsuna]

Yoink! Some extra help cleaning sounds really nice.

I misread someone earlier and thought they said bottle caps, so I'm here to ask: bottle caps?

 

[Roni]

well we yeet those regularly around here for funsies, so i'mma do that. watch 'em fly!

face mask lined with 24 karat gold?

 

[Setsuna]

Sure I'll yoink that, but I wouldn't use it. I'm comfortable with the one I have, and maybe I could do something with the gold. Who knows.

A box of oysters?

 

[Roni]

ooh if it's freshly cooked with butter then that's a HARD YOINK. lemme gobble all that up.

how about... i dunno, an ancient chinese gong?