The Roast of Achromatic

which staff to roast next?

  • Klippy

    Votes: 7 26.9%

  • shenanigans

    Votes: 10 38.5%

  • Christos

    Votes: 8 30.8%

  • Stormbringer

    Votes: 1 3.8%
  • Total voters
    26
  • Poll closed .

Lucid

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    Here's another roast!! Let's again, see how it goes. But Ben is just been begging for verbal abuse, so let's do our thing and throw him under the bus. Also included at the top is who you'd guys like to roast next, all suggested by some lovely members! (Of course they'll have to agree first) Let's do this. Don't be gentle.

    If you don't know what a roast is, here you go:
    "Roast (comedy) A roast is an event in which a specific individual, a guest of honor, is subjected to good-natured jokes at their expense intended to amuse the event's wider audience. This type of event was created as a mock counter to a toast."

    This isn't an excuse to troll. Post in toast format only. No "lol u suck" plz. Post your rants about said person, and yes, they've already consented to this, so use mercy sparingly. Oh! And, include something nice at the end, because, of course, we only roast the ones we love <3
     
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    don't mind me just listening to this playlist achromatic sent me

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    So, Achromatic huh? Well, he was one of the first people I came to make friends with when I came and started ruining getting involved with this forum. However, this won't stop me from expressing my opinions here one bit. You see, Ben is well acquainted with a certain manga named JoJo's Bizarre Adventure, even going as far to have had a theme based on Josuke, one of the main characters in the past. Now if that doesn't put you off already he is now sporting a theme based on Wallace, the champion from Pokémon Emerald and a very fabulous character. I mean, how weeaboo can you get, right? It's like this guy is basically screaming "NIPPON IS KAWAII DESU AND IF YOU THINK OTHERWISE YOU'RE A BAKA", and as we all know any and all weeaboos are really big asocial jerks.

    But wait, there's more! Adding on to that fact is the fact that Ben here likes the content of a musician by the name of David Bowie. A lot. In fact, he likes his stuff so much that he tends to bring up said musician while posting sometimes. And by "sometimes" I mean "all the goddamn time". Like seriously, it's like he's addicted to Bowie's music like it's the most potent drug on the planet, and other people always raise eyebrows whenever Bowie's mentioned, and yet Ben ceases to shut up about him, ever. Sounds like an asshole, right?

    So to conclude, Achromatic is a big douche and we love him for it. Keep doing what you're doing man.
     
    modern david bowie fans are southern english weebs who moderate pokemon forums

    what is the world coming to

    poor ol bowie will be crying into his pillow at night about this tragedy.
     
    Ben flight is absolutely wrecking you here
     
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