1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[deoxys121]

The old thread died. I made a new one. Sucks we have to start the count over. Anyway, in each post, you post a way to get kicked out of Walmart. I'll start.

1. Cut the power, then shout across the store "Quick, get out before they turn the lights back on!"

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

2. Put Explicit heavy metal songs ("Eeyore" by Slipknot, will do IMHO) on the audio systems.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

3. Recreate the 1995 Daytona 500 NASCAR race in the store using shopping carts, including the multi-car wrecks into the shelves.

 

[Aquacorde]

4. Insist that the tea is kept in petrol cans.

 

[AquaticWartortle]

5. Film an inappropriate video in the store

 

[deoxys121]

6. Play dominoes with the wine bottles. (The version that involves knocking them over.)

 

[AquaticWartortle]

7. Playing Super Smash Brothers at Wal-Mart (In real life) were the products are items & it involves lots of violence!

 

[Alley Cat]

8. Look at the price of EVERY item in the store, and ell, "WOW! THAT'S A LOW PRICE!" At everything that is on sale.

 

[Raizhu]

Dress a grocery cart up as a politician and run over everybody in the store.

 

[MuffinPaula]

10. Ride a Shopping Cart and yell out random things

 

[Hikamaru]

11. Releasing diplomatic cables to expose something confidential that your fellow workers never wanted you to know.

 

[TY]

12. Screaming the name of the rival of Walmart.

 

[deoxys121]

13. Hand out coupons to customers for Kmart and Kroger, two of Walmart's big competitors.

 

[Pokemon Trainer Touko]

14 :: Start a food fight. =D

 

[TY]

15. Play Call of Duty inside and all the expensive stuff is the enemy XDD

 

[Ciax]

16. Run around Wall-Mart dressed as Batman yelling 'Come Robin, to the Batmobile"
17. Grab a grapefruit and head into the toilets. After a lot of loud groaning drop it into the toilet and yell loudly, "finally got it out.

 

[Pokea X]

18. Grab an orange, and throw it yelling "Go, Pokeball!" If it splatters, scream that there's a snake, and then run off the scene as fast as you can.

19. Go into the dressing rooms, and after a few minutes, yell "We need more toilet paper in here!"

 

[blue]

20. Advertise another supermarket on a P.A

 

[deoxys121]

21. Grab a bag of chips off the shelf, open it, and eat them as you walk through the store.

 

[PelipperMail]

22. Drunkenly proclaiming through the P.A. that you are serperior to the other customers.