1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[deoxys121]

23. Get drunk, then find the manager and say in a drunken slur "Dude... I... I just this great... this great idea. Let's just... just... blow this place up!"

 

[cacturne4512]

24. Have a short friend go up to some random person, hug them, then yell, "NO, YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY/DADDY!" Then throw your friend over your shoulder, yell "You didn't see anything. KIDNAP!", then run towards the exit.

 

[Kung Fu Ferret]

Give everyone a Turkish breathmint (knock them out and fart in their face)

 

[deoxys121]

26. Act out the latest viral video you saw in the store.

 

[cacturne4512]

27. Yell "EVERYTHING THE LIGHT TOUCHES BELONGS TO ME!"

 

[Hikamaru]

28. Following the Tweets of your fellow workers.

 

[chef30]

29. Open the cash register and give out money.
30. Stand at the front saying "Welcome to Walmart." And then punch people in the gut.

 

[deoxys121]

31. After learning ventriloquism, throw your voice to the cashier with customers, making it sound like he insults the customers.

 

[The Nightmare]

32. Run around naked and shout "I'M FREE".

 

[blue]

33. Steal 1,000 items from Wal-Mart.

 

[deoxys121]

34. Turn the main aisle into a giant Slip 'n' Slide by spreading baby oil all over it.

 

[Ephemeral Euphoria]

35, Go into the video game isles with a bowling ball in hand and start using the games lined up behind the glass casing as bowling pins.

 

[deoxys121]

36. Take a bottle of ketchup into the bathroom, put a bunch of it all over you, then come running out of the bathroom and scream. "Noooooo!!! I tried to save him, but I couldn't!"

 

[xelarator]

37. Ask for the manager, and when he/she comes, slap their face with a giant fish.

 

[Nash Bandicoot]

Claim you have C-4's strapped to your chest and threaten them that if they don't give you whatever you want for free or call the cops you will press the detonator.

 

[xelarator]

39. Release 1,000 live chickens in the store and start bashing things with the chickens.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

40

Threaten the clerk's family with your toy lightsaber.

 

[deoxys121]

41. Run around the store telling everyone you see that the world is going to be taken over by mutant cheese puffs.

 

[Ineffable~]

42. Pick your nose, then rub it on the manager's face.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

43; Advertise yourself and your services there so more people see your stoof.
...Then flash them old ladies.