1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

[Ineffable~]

44. Give a large dose of ecstasy to several zoo animals, including a western black rhinoceros, and bring them into the store to run rampant.

 

[deoxys121]

45. Pelt everybody in the store with eggs.

 

[marcc5m]

46.

Not knowing what a walmart is.
We don't have that in the UK.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

47; being able to play the game even with no understanding on what it's like at Walmart.

 

[Ineffable~]

Not knowing what a walmart is.

I am disappoint.

48. Painting everything in the store in pink.

 

[donavannj]

49. Running through the store dragging open bags of cat litter all over the store.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

50; Running through the store throwing cats at people.

 

[deoxys121]

51. Put on a Grim Reaper costume and wave at all the senior citizens in the store.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

52; Put on a bear costume and wave at all the children in the story.

 

[deoxys121]

53. Toss a tennis ball at everyone you see, shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

 

[shinysweety]

54: Go in the store naked and dance and sing stupidly! xD

 

[Pokestick good times.]

55; Walk into the store naked and dance and sing intelligently.

 

[deoxys121]

56. Shove as many candy bars as you can from next to the register in your pockets.

 

[DaBoss]

54. Stare at the cashier for like 30 sec. Then slowly say your "One of them" to the cashier

 

[Pokestick good times.]

58; Barricade the doors for no apparent reason.

 

[Ineffable~]

59. Barricade the doors, even if you have an apparent reason.

But wait if the doors are barricaded they can't kick you out because no one can get out

 

[deoxys121]

60. Cover a fake axe with fake blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

 

[shinysweety]

61: Take some fruit and go to a cashier and eat them infront of her and say 'Stolen fruit is good, you try.'

 

[Ineffable~]

62. Cover a real axe with real blood and come walking out of the bathroom holding it behind your back, casually whistling.

63. Go get a 24-pack of beer off the shelf, tear the box open where everyone in the store can see you, and start taking out cans, popping them open and draining each one in mere seconds. If anyone asks you if you intend to pay for the beers you're drinking, simply reply "nope" and continue drinking.

 

[deoxys121]

64. Open up a pack of bacon, and smack people in the face with it.