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1,000 Ways to get Kicked Out of Walmart [v.2]

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Set up a mini stand within the Walmart and sell the walmart's products. Offer to give the manager ten percent.
 
Dress up as Mario (fire suit), and throw orange rubber balls at people.
 
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Go to the pets section grab a random number of the same animal lets say 7 of them if they're small number all of them except write 8 on the last one and scatter all of them(not original but should work)

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cross dress go in to the right bathroom and if they insist you go out say fine and walk in to the wrong bathroom quickly making yourself look like your original gender and complain saying you were kicked out of the other bathroom and get someone to walk with you in the other bathroom and defend you etc.
 
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Ride a electric scooter around the store at high speeds & use a Super Soaker to shoot "blood" (red ink) at people.
 
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Get a beehive & throw it in the store & RUN LIKE THE TAMERIAN WIND!!!
Oh, wait...
You can't get kicked out if you run out...
But this may very well get you banned from Wally World, as some people calls it.
 
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Do the same as the previous post but, dress up as the grim reaper and sneak up behind old people then prepare for sirens and a court case with a black list on your name for Waldo-Mart.
 
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Tell a bunch of tween girls that One Direction or Justin Beiber or something is hiding somewhere in the store, most likely behind neatly-shelved merchandise. Then sit back and watch the carnage... It will be deadly...
 
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Open the lids to everything in the Beauty/Cosmetic aisle, then proceed to bang your head against the fishtanks. When you're done, rearrange all the candy while you wait in line to checkout.
 
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Pick up the plums and start throwing them at the wall. When they yell at oyu tell them you were trying to paint a picture.
 
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Purposely tick off the previous poster & then run all over the store,
destroying EVERYTHING in the process.

WARNING!!!
Not only will this get you kicked out of the store, but will also get
S.H.E.I.L.D after you!
Beware their Fury!
 
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Bring in a cape and pretend like you're Batman running around the store. When an employee walks up to you offer them to be your sidekick, Robin.
 
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Dressed as the Joker, walk up to someone, hold a pencil & ask
"want to see a magic trick?"
 
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Do a Bowser co-play, find a beautiful blonde, kidnap her & hold her hostage
in the hardware section, where you have hammers handy to throw at people,
especially those in over-alls & have mustaches!
 
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