1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Starlight]

21.

Try to pay with an Aldi gift card.

 

[ReKoil]

22.

Pull up with a cement mixer and bricks and start making walls in the mart.

 

[StCooler]

23. Beat the CEO of Walmart in a Pokémon battle and brag about it on social networks.

 

[Shiny Gliscor King]

24. Attempt a hostile take-over of the building armed with a cold piece of celery.

 

[Starlight]

25.

Try to buy actual groceries, not weapons and tyres ;)

 

[MiamiHeat305]

26. Punch a fat little kid in the mouth who's asking his mom to take him to Pizza Hut

 

[ReKoil]

27.

Start your own kiosk inside Walmart without permission. Sell competitor stores' goods at this kiosk.

 

[StCooler]

28. Generate a riot by shouting: "F*ck Game of Thrones" (or any popular content).

 

[Starlight]

29.

Ask where they keep the Nickelback albums.

 

[StCooler]

30. Invert the packagings of ketchup and tabasco.

 

[ReKoil]

31. Set off the sprinklers to make an indoor pool.

 

[Starlight]

32.

Buy a dress, wear it to a club with the tags still on, and take it back stinking of perfume.

 

[Shiny Gliscor King]

33 declare yourself the king of Walmart and say that everything is free for the next week

 

[Megan]

34
Build an igloo out of frozen pizza.

 

[Starlight]

35.

Take Eleanor in to steal hand sanitiser

 

[Eleanor]

36.

Take Ash in to steal teaspoons

 

[ReKoil]

37.
Take all products out of their packaging and do a big old switcheroo.

 

[StCooler]

38. Introduce a Komodo dragon into the store.

 

[Eleanor]

39. Bring in lots of advertising material for Target

 

[ReKoil]

40. Have the cashiers pay the customers to take their products off their hands. ^.^