1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[Megan]

600

Spray everyone who enters with lemonade!

 

[Lavender]

601

Fight off incoming customers!

 

[ReKoil]

602.

Record everyone who enters for a documentary and ask them questions about really awkward things nobody would like to be made public... 😈

 

[Megan]

603

Be the phantom of the store and play your organ in the basement.

 

[Lavender]

604

Only let people who know the secret password in.

 

[ReKoil]

605.

Block the entrance and only let people with a YouTube account in.

 

[Megan]

606

Only let people in after they accepted all the cookies!

 

[Lavender]

607

build a secret base under the store.

 

[ReKoil]

608.

Start talking to everyone about their car's extended warranty 😏

Spoiler:

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

(not sure if this has been said yet and don't feel like lookin')

Host an impromptu TV cooking show inside the store using ingredients you didn't pay for all the while saying you were being sponsored by their biggest competitor in the area!

 

[Lavender]

610.

sue them for not giving you free stuff!

 

[Megan]

611

Tail the manager and make them feel uncomfortable.

 

[ReKoil]

612.

Wear a name tag that says that your name is Karen.

 

[Lavender]

613

Start building an igloo with any thing you can find.

 

[Megan]

614

Start lifting shopping cart as gym training.

 

[ReKoil]

615.

Hold a football match in the store with the rowdiest strangers you can find.

 

[Lavender]

616.

Fill the place with those halloween jumpscare animatronics.

 

[Megan]

617

Swap all the price tags.

 

[ReKoil]

618.

Put cat-ears on all the employees and make them chase your laser pen.

 

[Lavender]

619

Spray water everywhere and don't put any wet floor signs!