1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3

[ReKoil]

640

Take a nap in the frozen foods section.... in one the freezers.

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[Hālian]

641

Annoying the bodega vee.

 

[Lavender]

642

Accuse everyone for stealing!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

643

Put watermelons in people's carts while making direct eye contact with them

 

[ReKoil]

644

Remove all the wheels from all the shopping carts and sell people skateboards to put their groceries on.

 

[Lavender]

645

Replace all the food with realistic cakes!

 

[RadEmpoleon]

646

Turn the store into a game of Guy's Grocery Games (a cooking show that takes place in a supermarket, with fun challenges that involve shopping for specific things through the aisles to make dishes)

 

[ReKoil]

647.

Climb up onto the shelves and lie down under one of the UV lights hanging down from the ceiling. Then put on lotion and start sunbathing.

 

[Lavender]

648

Keep opening up the candy bars until one is shiny!

 

[CoolKid575]

649

Bring all the items to the front, then leave all the shopping carts and walk out.

 

[ReKoil]

650.

Try to pay with hugs =D

 

[Megan]

651

Recalculate every price after checkout just to make sure they didn't screw you over by even a single cent. Slowly and multiple times!

 

[Lavender]

652

Invent a machine by using parts from the tech aisle.

 

[CoolKid575]

653

Move all the plants inside and start watering them.

 

[ReKoil]

654.

Do your laundry in one of their Washing machines that's for sale, but don't pay for it.

 

[Lavender]

655.

Shake all the soda when no one is looking

 

[CoolKid575]

656

Plug all the extension cords into each other; then plug one into the wall.

 

[ReKoil]

657

Paint random sections of the floor so it looks like they've collapsed due to sinkholes and start pushing people towards them... 😈

 

[RadEmpoleon]

658

Force innocent shoppers to do the Chacha Slide

 

[Lavender]

659

Cosplay as tom nook and make them all pay off all their houses