1,000 ways to get kicked out of walmart Version 3
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Clog all the toilets with expired food.
Clog all the toilets with expired food.
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Turn off the refrigerators so all the meat and dairy spoils!
Turn off the refrigerators so all the meat and dairy spoils!
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Build a well in the middle of the Walmart and rig it so that it regularly floods the store.
Build a well in the middle of the Walmart and rig it so that it regularly floods the store.
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Wait until black Friday, then switch out all the store's SALE tags with ones that are labeled 100% more expensive than the average price!
Wait until black Friday, then switch out all the store's SALE tags with ones that are labeled 100% more expensive than the average price!
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Swap the contents of all the fire extinguishers with chocolate milk.
Swap the contents of all the fire extinguishers with chocolate milk.
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Rig all the shopping carts with remote controls and drive them away from whoever's using them :fufu:
Rig all the shopping carts with remote controls and drive them away from whoever's using them :fufu:
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Glue all the food to the shelves!
Glue all the food to the shelves!
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No money puns. They just don’t make cents.
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Attempt theft by programming all the items into code on a portable computer.
Attempt theft by programming all the items into code on a portable computer.
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fire alarm.
fire alarm.
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Doing something simple;
Put lots of items in trolley cart(s), and then begin to rejecting items at the billing counter until every item from trolley carts is rejected and then only buy a tissue paper !!
Doing something simple;
Put lots of items in trolley cart(s), and then begin to rejecting items at the billing counter until every item from trolley carts is rejected and then only buy a tissue paper !!
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Insist on trying out their freezers before buying them and then spend the night in one.
Insist on trying out their freezers before buying them and then spend the night in one.
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Go to billing counter and say that I forgot to bring money !
Go to billing counter and say that I forgot to bring money !
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Hack the door controls and have people list all Pokemon in numerical order before entering.
And then do it all in reverse order upon leaving...
Hack the door controls and have people list all Pokemon in numerical order before entering.
And then do it all in reverse order upon leaving...
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Put up posters that say IKEA is better
Put up posters that say IKEA is better