1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[pkmin3033]

917. Rip the roof off of the building with a giant mecha, flood the entrance lobby with pink smoke accompanied by an extremely loud metal remix of Lance's battle theme, then calmly eject yourself from the mech and ask Nurse Joy if she has any grapes.

 

[CF1994]

918. Unleash the Darkest Day with Eternatus.

 

[pkmin3033]

919. Tunnel up from underground with a swarm of Diglett...after using the same Diglett to bury everyone else in the center, under the excuse that you need them down there so you can talk to enough people to find an Odd Keystone.

 

[CF1994]

920. Dress up as Giovanni of Team Rocket while you're using a Dugtrio should the Diglett evolve at any point.

 

[pkmin3033]

921. Trap everyone inside the center in a time loop using Dialga and repeatedly burst through the front door, exclaiming "I've come to heal my Pokemon!"

 

[CF1994]

922. Place a ladder and freeze time entirely while you climb it. (Za Warudo!)

 

[pkmin3033]

923. Hop over the counter and try to heal your Pokemon yourself.

 

[CF1994]

924. Take a Rhyperior from your PC and have it launch any Geodudes or Roggenrolas that might be nearby in all the rubble near the vicinity.

 

[pkmin3033]

925. Claim that you're a Pokemon with amnesia that has somehow turned into a human and insist that you need Nurse Joy to heal you.

 

[CF1994]

926. Wear a Team Plasma outfit and use a mic to preach hypocritical speeches.

 

[pkmin3033]

927. VERY slowly flood the lobby with Water Gun.

 

[CF1994]

928. Turn Nurse Joy to a statue by having her physically examine your bitter Cursola.

 

[pkmin3033]

929. Repeatedly jump on the head of a Foongus screaming "WAHOO!" each time you propel yourself into the air.

 

[Allen303]

930.tell pokemon to poop in pc in front of everyone definitely you will be asked to leave

 

[Megan]

931. Just leave.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

932 teach a Chatot to say curse words

 

[Roni]

933 armed robbery

 

[SawkTheWarrior]

934 Make Thanos Destroy The Com's In The Pc with The Infinity Gauntlet.



Sorry If I Didn't Word That Right.

 

[pkmin3033]

935 Gather all of the Pokemon that feature in this song, and then sing it. Repeatedly. At 4 in the morning.

 

[RadEmpoleon]

936 prevent a Spoink from bouncing