1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

940 let loose a swarm of Beedrill
 
942. Stand just inside the door with a Xatu and tell each trainer that passes that you predict they're going to heal their Pokemon.
 
944. Walk up to Nurse Joy and before she has a chance to speak, say: "Hello, and welcome to the Pokémon Center. We restore your tired Pokémon to full health. Would you like to rest your Pokémon? Okay, I'll take your Pokémon for a few seconds. Thank you for waiting. We've restored your Pokémon to full health. We hope to see you again!"

If she then tries to say something, repeat everything. And keep repeating everything.
 
945. Diglett Dig, Diglett Dig, TRIO TRIO TRIO.

...you know what that sound heralds. And even if it doesn't herald what you think it does, just having it around for longer than five minutes would be enough to do the job.
 
946. Forgetting to bring repels when you're near Victory Road and constantly attracting the annoying Golbats and the self destructing Gravelers.
 
947. Keep throwing balls at other trainer's Pokemon as they come into the center, just to see if they can keep blocking them and always say "Don't be a thief!" when you do.
 
949. Releasing a Seviper and a Zangoose in the front lobby
 
951. Block the door with Snorlax and confiscate all Pokeflutes in the immediate vicinity
 
953. Publish a book called "1000 ways to get kicked out of a Pokemon Center" and set up a store to sell copies in the lobby.
 
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