1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[JJ Styles]

254. Show Nurse Joy this whole thread and tell every "Nurse Joy" related posts

 

[Guardian]

256. Hold this poster in front of the PC counter.

 

[Kieran_90]

257. Release your pikachu from its pokeball. Behead it violently in front of Nurse Joy. Throw head at her.

 

[Percy]

258

Dress up like a police and then arrest Nurse Joy.

 

[Tsutarja]

259

When you go inside and sing a love song to Nurse Joy

 

[TheCobaltComet]

261 Tie up everyone inside and get a Hypno use Hypnosis on the Chansey.

 

[Tsutarja]

262

Attempt to steal Chansey's egg >:D

 

[Meadow]

263. Sing the Digimon theme song inside the Pokémon Center.

 

[Squirrel]

264

Perform a "saw your assistant in half" magic act on your pet Pikachu in the middle of the PokéCenter but forget to use the safety feature of your 'instrument'.

 

[Meadow]

265. Tell Nurse Joy to heal your Poké Balls, not your Pokémon.

 

[Squirrel]

267

Practice your Pokéball throwing aim by trying to capture the PokéCenter customers.

 

[Meadow]

268. Say that the Pokémon Center is violating your rights by threatening to kick you out.

 

[Squirrel]

269

Try to sell off your fakemon to new trainers as their second 'starter Pokémon'.

 

[I AM VEGEMITE]

I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ALL GOT KICKED OUT BUT NOTHING IS AS SINFUL AS BEING KICKED OUT FOR:

271. OFFERING NURSE JOY A JAR OF VEGEMITE

I DO NOT KNOW WHY I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THIS..

 

[TheStarBearer]

272. Swallow Nurse Joy and Chansey whole and don't let them go.

 

[Squirrel]

273 Turn the inside of the Pokémon Center into a ski resort over-night.

I AM SORRY TO HEAR THAT YOU ALL GOT KICKED OUT BUT NOTHING IS AS SINFUL AS BEING KICKED OUT FOR:

271. OFFERING NURSE JOY A JAR OF VEGEMITE

I DO NOT KNOW WHY I WAS KICKED OUT FOR THIS..

It just isn't a free country any more :(

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

274. Change the Pokémon center music to the most annoying songs possible.

 

[TheStarBearer]

275: Feed poisonous mushrooms to any Pokémon patient.

 

[TheStarBearer]

272. Digest and poop Nurse Joy back out into the Pokémon healing machine.

 

[TheStarBearer]

279: Try to force Nurse Joy to heal more than 6 Pokémon at once and bite her if she refuses.