1000 ways to get kicked out a Pokémon Center

[TheStarBearer]

Walk around on all fours with muddy shoes on your hands and feet until all the floor is covered in muddy shoe prints and then spit out your gum on the middle of the floor claiming you created art work.

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

317. Tell everyone you meet that a celebrity will be visiting the Pokémon Center. Make posters if you feel inclined. Now wait for hordes of people to come in. Not only will you be kicked out, but all of them probably will be too.

 

[Guardian]

318.

Sell regular rocks as Moon stones and tell people their Pokemon are hacked when they realize it doesnt work.

 

[Percy]

321

Use Hyper Beam on Nurse Joy.

 

[Tsutarja]

322

Have your Mr. Mime create a Barrier that Nurse Joy walks into

 

[Hikamaru]

323

Get served by Team Rocket when you are getting your food and they rip you off.

 

[Meadow]

324. Open a Magikarp sushi stand inside the PokéCenter? :D

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

325. Get a psychic Pokémon to hypnotise Nurse Joy into doing handstands and cartwheels.
I would actually like to see this happen.

 

[Return]

326. Take a Pidgeot and use Hurricane Blowing away Nurse Joy and People :D

 

[Percy]

327

Catch a Wailord. Release it inside the PC.

 

[TheStarBearer]

328: Take a bunch of Gulpin inside and have them eat everything and everyone they can. (And they stink while digesting.)

 

[Squirrel]

329. Try to eat the Pokémon healing machine.

 

[Tsutarja]

330. Trying to take off with another trainer's Poké Balls from the back that still need healing

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

331. Release a random Chansey into the Pokémon Center to get in the way of the ones that actually work there.

 

[Meadow]

335.

Tell Nurse Joy to "GTFO" because this is a Digimon Center.

 

[Lycanthropy]

337. Make all trainers believe today is Dunsparce day and their Pokémon can't be healed unless they have a Dunsparce in their party.

 

[Nidorina of Time Lord]

339. Ask Nurse Joy to change your Pokémon's diaper.

(Because Pokémon don't wear diapers and if they did it would be your responsibility as its trainer to take care of that)

 

[Return]

342. Take a Muk and use Poison gas on the Pokemon's staying in the Pokemon Center.

 

[Hikamaru]

343

Have an Ice-type Pokemon accidentally unleash a blizzard.

 

[CatchyD]

344: Use a Porygon to hack the PC.