You may call me the Office Plant.

[Klippy]

The longevity of this thread depends on Jake, but seriously. Come get some water at the cooler and chill out near me.

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[moon]

*subtly pours the remains of her cold coffee into office plant*

 

[Klippy]

I accept all forms of nutrients. Thank you for your generous donations.

 

[Sonata]

The seeds of revenge are watered with coffee and urine.

 

[moon]

The seeds of revenge are watered with coffee and urine.

What have we done.

 

[Klippy]

[2:33:09 AM] Jake: Nobody's at the cubicles
[2:33:18 AM] Klippy: Who's watering me
[2:33:46 AM] Sonata: Your tears. Self watering plant.

 

[Foxrally]

*uses chemistry knowledge to make plant-metamorphosis potion*

 

[Salzorrah]

Klippy is a creeper confirmed! :OOO

 

[pkmin3033]

Real plants don't wait for nutrients to come to them!

 

[Shining Raichu]

I have no idea what's going on and it is truly fantastic lol

 

[Sylphiel]

Ew. This pepsi tastes a little old.

/pours into plant

There. Just the thing to calm down feisty nippy plants.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

I think I'm more lost than Andy :( Is this an inside joke or something :o

 

[Candy]

Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<

 

[Deleted member 143209]

RIP
Office Plant
2015 - 2015​

 

[Klippy]

I have no idea what's going on and it is truly fantastic lol

I think I'm more lost than Andy :( Is this an inside joke or something :o

Aw... I should've screenshot while I can. :<

For all those lost and confused...

 

[Lucid]

Is it a plastic office plant of a real one?

 

[Klippy]

I was real and living and then Jake struck me down at the height of my life cycle.

 

[Sirfetch’d]

If only Jake had let you blossom :(

 

[Lucid]

What happens if we use fertilizer on you?

 

[Sylphiel]

I'm sorry I'll make sure I keep the clippers out of his reach next time.