You may call me the Office Plant.

[Klippy]

What happens if we use fertilizer on you?

I was already murdered, so put Jake on trial.

 

[Lucid]

I was already murdered, so put Jake on trial.

But your name is Klippy, it's ironic. Can't we just dry you out and smoke you, or make a tacky wreath or something?

 

[Universe]

i'm in between classes at college but i'm gonna drop in here real quick to leave some inspiration for the new plant:

 

[Candy]

For all those lost and confused...

I wasn't lost, I just missed the chance to grab a screenshot since I was on mobile haha :P

Still, you didn't even have a chance to blossom. And I didn't get a chance to feed you with Dihydrogen monoxide.

 

[Lucid]

Can we smoke you now?

 

[Universe]

Can we smoke you now?

if we smoke Klippy... will it taste like oranges?

 

[Lucid]

if we smoke Klippy... will it taste like oranges?

Personally, I hope it taste like regret. Because... Well, office plant. Someone failed to reach for the stars.

 

[Universe]

Personally, I hope it taste like regret. Because... Well, office plant. Someone failed to reach for the stars.

what if it tastes like broken dreams and sap. that would just suck, i'd have to get a refund. :(

Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?

 

[Lucid]

Wow, this thread deserves a hug.

 

[Ivysaur]

/hugs thread

Hope Klippy quelch your doubts soon.

 

[Lucid]

...srsly, I'm smoking this.

 

[Klippy]

Klippy if you see this: what do you taste like?

Telling you would spoil it for anyone that wanted to try. We can't have that. :P

...srsly, I'm smoking this.

 

[gimmepie]

jsyk i have nothing to do with burning the office plant

Just so you know, I have everything to do with burning the office plant.

 

[zevarius kerensky]

this makes no damn sence

p.s: if he is an office plant, im an anthropromorphic husky!

 

[Lucid]

We are so smoking this plant.