alternative swear words (mother approved!)

[Spiff]

since pokecommunity has decided to senselessly undo years of our high class culture and ambiance by censoring swear words, I will be providing you all with a neato handbook from the 1950s which can be used to bring color and personality back into the discourse of this fine forum. please help us Make PC Great Again™

kiss my grits you crud muffins

 

[Somewhere_]

fartknocker

 

[Her]

fucking cackled at alex trebek

 

[Sirfetch’d]

bull twinkies

 

[Cay]

hey man you might want to put that in a spoiler some might find that offensive thanks

 

[blue]

you motherless goat

 

[pkmin3033]

By jove.

 

[User19sq]

Mother-of-Pearl

Spoiler:

 

[Esper]

Shut the front door! Is it weird that I've heard most of these in real life?

 

[Aeroblast]

Y'ALL GON' GO T' HE-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS IF Y'ALL DON'T BELIEVE IN JAY-SUS AN' ASK FER FERGIV'NESS

 

[Sylphiel]

rasa-frasa-rasa-frasa

Muttley, is that you??