AMA AMA with a fun twist - make me look like an awful person

[Disturbed]

hi so i have a fun game - NOTE, SOME OF THIS WILL BE VERY UH... CRUDE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED


Ask me any question you want, I'll answer truthfully, and then edit your question based on my answer to make me look like a terrible human being to the best of your ability.


no restrictions, make me look like a dick. be as crude as possible
go

also, since i cant really quote your posts, i'll just give your post a Like so you get notified when I respond!

 

[moon]

Why did you ban sweet poor innocent Sheep from our Discord? ); Plenty of users have messaged me and been really worried that she's gone, thinking something has happened.

 

[Disturbed]

@Adventure idk i'm bored dont judge me

 

[Disturbed]

wow in one post rika ruined my thread
fine the thread is rip nevermind team go elsewhere

 

[professor plum]

Hey Jake, what do you think about user: Peridot?

 

[Disturbed]

@Peridot he's a worrisome fellow

 

[professor plum]

Sad React

 

[Cherrim]

How many children have you pushed into traffic since yesterday afternoon?

 

[Janp]

Would you rather eat rotten peach or save Rika's life?

 

[moon]

What's the furthest you'd run to save Juno's life if you could?

 

[Disturbed]

@Cherrim 24
@Zemanahrad I would eat the peach, yes
@Adventure I don't know, maybe 2.5 inches? Not sure what that is in centimeters

 

[professor plum]

What would you do if someone came out to you as LGBTQ+?

 

[Disturbed]

@Peridot I'd stop talking to them

 

[Arcaneum]

Do you think you could put a date on when you lose your virginity?

 

[Sirfetch’d]

Do you like MAGA hats?

 

[Disturbed]

@Nick Wilde i dunno it's really far away
@Castform fuck ya i do. they're among my favorite things

 

[Ho-Oh]

What would you do if you met an amputee war veteran?

 

[Disturbed]

@Ho-Oh ask to leave the country

 

[5qwerty]

did you steal this from reddit

 

[Disturbed]

@5qwerty shamelessly, yes