Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

[Juno]

The Illuminati, of course - what don't they control

Seriously, what don't they control...?

 

[Aquacorde]

They don't control the worms. It's very important that they don't control the worms.

The question is: are the worms self-governing, though?

 

[Arcaneum]

No, they're in fact ruled by the birds that come to eat them every morning.

What's your favourite bird?

 

[Juno]

Jimmy. He's in my cat's digestive tract now, may he rest in peace

If the universe is so big, then why won't it fight me?

 

[Megan]

It doesn't bother because it knows that you know that in your heart of hearts you've already lost.

When will this madness end?

 

[ReKoil]

It will end on Friday the 13th, 2026. The day the eeveelutionati will invade and teach humans how to behave decently. No more wars, no more conflicts, and equality for all! as our servants =3

Why do you have a talking hat?

 

[StCooler]

I need help to choose which of my four houses I go to after work.

How can you tell this is gold and not plain iron?

 

[Megan]

Because it was too soft to make into a new hammer.

Which of the following animals to you like most:

 

[ReKoil]

Hmmm.... Pterodactyls, Rhinos, saber-toothed tigers or Mammoths, huh?
Well Rhinos are the only ones there that have gone extinct, so it's gotta be the best!
Don't mind me as I fill in that blank myself :coolcat:

Why do you want to join the Judoon?

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[Starlight]

I don't... because I'm already a member! All PC staff are actually Judoon. We make the best forum police - Megan's hammer is actually a weapon that sends you to an off-world prison!

Did you find Wally?

 

[Megan]

Yes, I actually found an easy way to do it, too: you just shake the book until all the other humans fall out of it!

What's the first video game you ever played?

 

[StCooler]

It's called LIFE, developed by God or Darwin.
The quantity of content is exceptional, the graphics are the best I've ever seen. However it's kind of a Rogue-like, in that it's very hard, you cannot try bosses again and again, and there is a lot of procedural generation, in particular in the storylines and characters. Plus it's somewhat frustrating, because when you die, you cannot respawn. There is no checkpoint! WTF! They really need to update this game.

Why did you refuse to be the Queen of England?

 

[ReKoil]

You don't actually expect me to take the flak for those who have taken that position before it was offered to me, right? :coolcat:
I mean... I was just walking down the street minding my own business when some creepy aristocrat approached me! Clearly there were ulterior motives!

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Do you know a good dungeon nearby, so I can go grind up my level?

 

[Megan]

Yeah, actually I just opened up one of those in my basement. It's quite popular, too. I constantly have to sent more and more people there. And they even make stuff in it. :D

What's your favorite music?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

My favourite music is the chant of my devoted fans as they venerate me!

What is the activity you are the best at ?

 

[Cosmega]

It's an activity called nothing, it's really fun, actually! You should try it! People say it's good for your mental health, and I can aprove that.

What's that movie you're watching?

 

[ReKoil]

It's called 'A Christmas Glaceon'. It's about this Glaceon who tries to soften people's hearts to generosity and get them to be charitable, by using Eeveelutions, sending them over with special powers bestowed upon them by Espeon. Soon these people will find themselves visited by the Umbreon of Christmas Past, the Flareon of Christmas present and the Sylveon of Christmas future!
And ofc, if the warnings aren't heeded, I hop on over to claim their souls for the Demon princess! Ahm... I mean... send them to rehabilition! 😇

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Why do you keep leaving empty chocolate bar wrappers in front of my door? D=

 

[Starlight]

I leave them there to taunt you. Have you not noticed they are the ones that formerly wrapped the bars in your cupboards... 😈

What is the best way to cook an egg?

 

[Megan]

You put them into a pan and then you occasionally flip them like a pancake. If the egg shell breaks that means you did something wrong.

How do you use an ATM?

 

[ReKoil]

You put your money in and wait for a plastic card to come out! Hope you like your new trainer human card =D
Oh and remember to smile as you put your money in.... it takes a photo on the spot... wouldn't want to look cranky on your calling card!

Can we have the recipe for this delicious cake you baked us?

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