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Answer the question above... TWISTED EDITION!

I did... or I thought I did... something seems to have gone wrong 🤔

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Why do you have no doorbell ?
 
I only have to stare at my food to cook it.

Where's your cat?
 
I'm here about your car insurance =D

That's mean professor.... you created me in your lab, even shouting very excitedly that 'It's alive! It's ALIVE!', and now you don't remember me? Am I that much of a disappointment to you? Are you really that salty I didn't become an Espeon, even though you were the one who threw that Ice Stone at me? :sadwick:

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Why do you keep throwing unwashed clothes at me?
 
I'm honestly shocked I found a fitting image for this lmao

I'm not, your skills are infinite!


Why do you keep throwing unwashed clothes at me?

You don't expect me to wear the same outfit twice do you? It's not my fault you got in the way of me discarding once worn junk.

How many presents did you send santa this year?
 
Around 13% of his whole delivery. We signed a contract this year and I had to provide him with 13% of the presents he's going to deliver.

What's your next prediction?
 
I am a priest of the cult of Bidoof. We have many powerful people in our Church so my salary is decent.

What's your wish?
 
Normal people would tell you to go to a florist, but they are trying to scam you! The roses sold there are not actually roses, but aliens disguised as the popular flower in order to infiltrate every home on Earth! They're harmless until the activation signal is sent though... which is in a couple months.
What you actually need to do is find Vincent van Gogh's Roses in a Museum and smear some rose hip jam on it to enter the Flower world. Here you can buy as many roses as you want! Don't forget to bring the jam inside though, or you won't be able to leave!

What's the quickest way to get to the US from Europe?
 
With a strong enough catapult. Thoguh they need to be really good at aiming the mattress.

How did you become the CEO of PokéCommunity Corp.?
 
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