Ask A Stupid Question

[Foxrally]

No, you are a manaphy.

Long live the legend?

 

[Gligar]

Till forever and ever (happy music)

Do you guys like breathing? It's not really my thing.

 

[VanillaMiltank]

No, I frequently forget that I should breathe. It's a bit of a nuisance, really...

Where did you leave your flamingo?

 

[Gligar]

In a bear's belly button.

Is North America a country?

 

[Kirito-kun]

^Apparently not XD

Why do we eat?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Because it's very tasty.

What is the point of books?

 

[VanillaMiltank]

Books don't have points - they're lovely and smooth ;)

When's the pizza coming?

 

[Gligar]

When the chicken crosses the road.

Why is Stunfisk such a horrible pokemon?

 

[Lycanthropy]

It's a fish and not even a water type.

How can I solve integrals?

 

[zevarius kerensky]

um... cookies probably

does rocks float on lava? (gavin of roosterteeth :D)

 

[Gligar]

Yes, so do I.

Do I float on Lava?

 

[Lycanthropy]

No, but you can try to swim in lava.

How many parallel universes are in existance?

 

[Gligar]

Lemme ask Bob. He said 4.

Why did Bob say four?

 

[sword]

Because He can't say 3.

Why they call me sword?

 

[Squirrel]

Because you're a sword!

Why can't squirrels become clouds?

 

[Gligar]

Because butterflies can.

Why can a butterfly fly?

 

[Rayshin]

Because of the gravity of the earth.

Why is Jack black?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Paint.

Are cows even animals?

 

[KorpiklaaniVodka]

No, because cows are aliens.

Is anime Russian or Estonian?

 

[Emboar]

Neither, it's Narnian.

Where is my zebra?