Ask A Stupid Question

[Percy]

maybe its the food. i like foods!
wait, do i like food?

 

[Emboar]

No. You like paper.

Is paper tasty?

 

[Lycanthropy]

Yeah, but ink is kinda poisonous. So don't eat printed paper.

Why are giraffes so tall?

 

[KittiOcelotti]

Because they people inject them with growth-hormones

What is my username?

 

[Pendraflare]

Kitty.

Where do the roosters in the morning come from?

 

[blue]

They come from the chickens.

Do dogs talk?

 

[Meadow]

They sure do!

Which came first: the chicken or the egg?

 

[sword]

I will say egg but the real and right aswer is chicken.

why humans can talk?

 

[Foxrally]

So that they can swear at each other :D

Why can politicians talk?

 

[Lycanthropy]

They can? They must be some sort of humans then.

Why is the grass green?

 

[Emboar]

Because I stepped on it.

Who do you think you are?

 

[Lycanthropy]

I'm H.A.N., nice to meet you.

And you are?

 

[Foxrally]

I'm not R, I'm U. OR AM I?

 

[Lycanthropy]

How should I know? That's something you should find out yourself.

What should I do with this chloroform?

 

[Foxrally]

Turn in into a castform.

Why does the sun shine outside and not inside?

 

[Emboar]

Because I sneezed.

Where do dreams go when they die?

 

[Gligar]

They go to another guy's mind and it becomes their worst nightmare.

Why do we drink water?

 

[Foxrally]

So we can divide kittens into the ice cream truck.

But why is the ice cream truck flying in pink?

 

[Gligar]

Because they're fighting for gay rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

To get into my stomach.


Am I a man?