Ask A Stupid Question

[donavannj]

Because it's better than eating that moldy sandwich you found at the back of the fridge.

Is it polka time?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

Nope, it's Reyn Time!

Where do I peel a banana?

 

[Emboar]

Over pits.

Where's the train station?

 

[ANARCHit3cht]

it doesn't exist!

why does drinking alcohol get me drunk?

 

[Emboar]

Because it can't get you eaten.

What happened to the moose?

 

[Emboar]

It blew up.

Why is my red balloon now blue?

 

[Emboar]

Because you colded a catch.

Why did the jellyfish scratch me?

 

[Emboar]

Because the tree baked it a cake.
Why did the truck hit the dirt?

 

[Emboar]

Because the engine drank coffee earlier that morning.

Why did the cat eat the hay?

 

[faf]

You fed hay to it of course!

What happens when I push the big, red button?

 

[Morgnarok]

"That Was Easy"

What does 1+1= ?

 

[destinedjagold]

Hm... Well, 2 + 2 = 5
So if half of 2 is 1, then half of 5 is 6.
So 1 + 1 = —BSOD—

What did the fox say?

 

[Morgnarok]

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!
Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!
Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!

Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!
Joff-tchoff-tchoff-tchoffo-tchoffo-tchoff!

Where do babies come from?

 

[Synerjee]

Oh, you don't know? Didn't your mother tell you that babies come from a baby-manufacturing company? Tsk tsk.

Why are oranges orange?

 

[Morgnarok]

Because that is how God made them lol

Why does your signature make me want to BMX?

 

[Devoxys12]

Because it's drab.

How do I type?

 

[T The Manager]

Probably in turtle mode

What level does Pikachu evolve?

 

[Morgnarok]

It clearly must be a high level because Ash's Pikachu is still the same. So, I would assume over 9,000!

What is Pokemon?

 

[T The Manager]

Pocket monsters and some bible thumpers believed Pokemon was satanic so their children couldn't watch or play it.

if a + 2 = magikarp and b + 1 = feebas what is 3 + c - 3.14

 

[Devoxys12]

Piebaskarpticdos

What is a ROM hack?