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[classiccartoonsftw]

Because Christmas is nearing.

Who wrinkled my Randy Travis poster, pissed in the seat and hid my keys?

 

[Sonata]

Baby boom boom.

How long should I wait on hold with the hindu tech support guy before I start talking in a hindu tech support guy accent back to him?

 

[Astraea]

Until your phone bills exceeds the limit

what should I do after I lose a football match 9-0

 

[blue]

Win 6-3 obviously.

How did the squirrel fly?

 

[Emboar]

It rode a bird!

Are turtles good dancers?

 

[blue]

No, they just roll!

What car doesn't drive?

 

[Emboar]

That cute, red one.

Do I have the ability to yawn?

 

[Emboar]

'Cause they don't have jumping shoes.

Is this good?

 

[Emboar]

Because it just got kicked.

On a scale of 1-10, what is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

 

[Emboar]

No, Attack!

Do I make sense?

 

[Sonata]

Change is irrelevant.

Can't an ant pant the dant?

 

[Emboar]

No, but an ant can apparently climb a rubber tree plant.

Who grows socks?

 

[│Medic│]

And thus, User 101 -- once a lowly sock-grower -- misplaced his memories while in search for the Great Beyond.

Does anyone know what constitutes for even forgotten not having been simply to later exist forward ground, lest we royally onward tip requested harvest tumbleweeds?

 

[Nakala Pri]

No, but I might.

Why do the birds appear in the sky, every time Hayden Christensen walks by?

 

[blue]

They don't, they just turn invisible!

What time does it rain in Australia?

 

[Nakala Pri]

Quarter past haddock belly button

Why does the Sahara dessert taste funny?

 

[Emboar]

'Cause you put too much whipped cream on it!

Am I right, or am I right?

 

[Emboar]

No, fly like penguin.

Am I sorry?

 

[Sonata]

No, you're patrick.

Are turnips blue when the sky goes cuckoo?

 

[Emboar]

Oh but of course.

Does it even matter?