Ask A Stupid Question

[PageEmp]

No, but when the desk has a brughijo, then yes.

Why am I free?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Becuase you almost killed this thread. Again.

How do I get popular?

 

[Pinkie-Dawn]

By creating a meme.

Does it hurt when I touch a wound?

 

[Kirito]

because it does.

Why did i fill out the sign up form and click enter?

 

[AmetsuCAT]

No idea, I thought you would have clicked 'register'.

Why do we cook bacon but bake cookies?

 

[Adam Levine]

Ask your mum.

What does a doctor do?

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Anything that a dentist doesn't do.

Why am I so lonely?

 

[Mystelex]

How did the first dude set the clock?

 

[Trainer 766]

Anything that a dentist doesn't do.

Why am I so lonely?

Because you have friends.And they ditched you.

How did the first dude set the clock?

By looking at his watch.

If I erase my writing with an eraser,where does the writing go?

 

[Devil in the Mirror]

To Mars.

How does the sky stay up?

 

[Tsutarja]

It has a mysterious anti-gravity force, duh!

Wait, what is Christmas exactly?

 

[Trainer 766]

Christmas is when Santa Claus comes to your house to steal stuff.

How do living things breathe?

 

[Tsutarja]

Well clearly they need to survive off of carbon dioxide, right?

How do you turn on a light?

 

[Trainer 766]

By punching the switch.

How do people walk?

 

[Tsutarja]

They don't! They just ride in their cars everywhere they go!

Who let the dogs out?

 

[Trainer 766]

The mischievous cat who left the gate ajar.

Why you gotta be so rude?

 

[Tsutarja]

You think I'm...rude? ;_;

What is this holiday mocha cappuccino everyone is talking about?

 

[Trainer 766]

It's about the chocolate that falls from the sky and people eat it thinking it's from an angel because it's holiday.

Can candy melt?If so,what does it become?

 

[Tsutarja]

It should already be common knowledge that the candy just evaporates and becomes sugar again.

Is it daytime at 10:00 pm?

 

[Trainer 766]

It's noon.

Is phenomenal starting with the letter "f"?