📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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I activate turbo jet mode!
The next user is falling down an infinite hole!
The next user is falling down an infinite hole!
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...But I Escaped Because.......
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...But I escaped because infinity suddenly turned into a piece of cake, which I ate, releasing me and giving me something nice to eat to boot.
The next poster is obliterated by Exodia!
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The next poster is obliterated by Exodia!
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But I escape by holding up an Uno Reverse card 
The next user woke up a hungry bear.
The next user woke up a hungry bear.
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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I give him snacks///^^///
The next user is stuck in another dimension!
The next user is stuck in another dimension!
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...But I escaped because I tapped it with the problem stick, which sent me back to my original dimension.
The next poster got crushed by a flying house piloted by a girl named Dorothy and her accomplice Toto, who then stole said poster's ruby slippers.
The next poster got crushed by a flying house piloted by a girl named Dorothy and her accomplice Toto, who then stole said poster's ruby slippers.
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𝕰𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖒𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖈 𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖌𝖔𝖓 𝕬𝖘𝖈𝖊𝖓𝖙
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....but I escaped because Ironman rescued me before anything serious could have happened, as I had gave thim the treat of ice-cream for FREE !!
The next user is facing the attacks of Bruce Lee after going into the past.
The next user is facing the attacks of Bruce Lee after going into the past.
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But I escape by watching Jackie Chan movies together!
The next user keeps reliving the same day.
The next user keeps reliving the same day.
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But I escaped because I spent two years perfecting magic and opened a door to 2024. Now I'm standing behind you. BOO.
The user below is facing down an enraged Annihilape...
The user below is facing down an enraged Annihilape...
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...But I escaped because I had brought lots of sandwiches, which calmed him down.
The next poster is turned into a pineapple and about to be made into a fruit salad.
The next poster is turned into a pineapple and about to be made into a fruit salad.
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But I escape by eating lots of ice cream to turn myself back into an ice type =D
The next poster hears whispering coming from underneath their bed.... 👻
The next poster hears whispering coming from underneath their bed.... 👻
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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But I engage because new friends yay!
the next user is stuck in a room with a crazy clown!
the next user is stuck in a room with a crazy clown!
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...But I escaped because I smashed his nose, which is the weak point of clowns, and he blew up!
The next poster is marooned on the moon.
The next poster is marooned on the moon.
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But I escape by adding lots of Ice to increase it's mass and have the moon be pulled closer by Earth's gravitational pull!
The next user has to pitch a new idea to all of the world's leaders.
The next user has to pitch a new idea to all of the world's leaders.
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
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But I escape by dancing!
the next user is stuck in a time loop!
the next user is stuck in a time loop!
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...But I escaped because I introduced an alternate time loop to the original, which cancelled both out.
The next poster is banished to the Shadow Realm (from Yugioh).
The next poster is banished to the Shadow Realm (from Yugioh).
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...But I escaped because the Shadow Realm doesn't exist and was made up by 4Kids for the dub!
The next poster is about to eat an onigiri disguised as a jelly donut!
The next poster is about to eat an onigiri disguised as a jelly donut!
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But I escape by eating a chocolate bar instead!
The next user forgot all of their passwords and doesn't have a Password Manager!
The next user forgot all of their passwords and doesn't have a Password Manager!
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...But I escaped because I was still logged into my email, and did 'Forgot Password' for all of them and regained access.
The next poster is surrounded by Goombas!
The next poster is surrounded by Goombas!
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But I escaped because I was dressed as Princess Peach and they know not to mess with royalty lest they get hit with an umbrella.
The next user woke up in a room with no exits...
The next user woke up in a room with no exits...
📺౨ৎ Lavemu ౨ৎ📺
✂ Paranoia Incarnate ✂
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I escape by activating laser drill mode!
The next user is gettin bombarded by spam ads!
The next user is gettin bombarded by spam ads!