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...But I Escaped Because.......

...But I escaped because actually it was just a movie set made to look like the moon (unfortunately- the moon's major).

The next poster fell into a river filled with vicious flesh-nibbling Fish!
 
...But I escaped by casting the very convenient "stop-flesh-nibbling-fish" spell!

The next user is stuck on the roof of a skyscraper with no access to stairs!
 
But I escaped by smashing the roof open with an object... causing plenty of collateral. Oops.

The next user is stuck in the containment unit of Nothing There, with the abnormality mimicking the appearance of the one whose trap I escaped. (Lobotomy Corporation)
 
I escape by not knowing what's being referred to and just fade out of there, back to reality :woop:

The next user scared of a cute little bunny and now all the kids at the petting zoo are mad!
 
...But I escaped because I just climbed up the wall and over onto the edge, and then walked along it to the nearest exit.

The next poster is about to get hit with a literal writer's block (a very large writer's block):

[PokeCommunity.com] ...But I Escaped Because.......


(Couldn't find any good falling block gifs, sorry.)
 
I escaped the massive writer's block meteor by summoning an army of sentient pens who scribbled insults at it until it cried itself into dust. Then I strapped myself to a rocket powered by the sheer rage of missed deadlines and blasted outta there.

The next poster is trapped in an elevator with a clown who keeps juggling flaming chainsaws, while the elevator music is a loop of "Baby Shark." How do you survive?
 
step one, befriend the clown
step two, he uses his chainsaws to open the elevator in a very cool way
step three, we then teleport out of there :coolrim:

The next user has to right an essay on essays!
 
...But I escaped because some sewer Rats showed me the way out.

The next poster is lost somewhere in their mind and can't get out.
 
But I escape by telling the giant about someone hiding under their blanket and the giant is so intrigued that he runs off to go catch them instead!

The next user has been hired as a taste tester for an important person who gets lots of death threats. (yes you'll be testing for poison for them =3)
 
...But I escaped because they had already started eating the food before I could get there and keeled over dead. At least I'm still alive...

The next poster has to read a 999-page book about something that is extremely boring and unappealing to them.
 
...But I escaped because I discovered a secret passageway that led back up the the surface.

The next poster gets mauled by a pack of wild Chickens, led by their fearsome leader Atilla The Hen (and no, I don't mean pecked by a flock of Chickens- these Chickens are quite different from your average Chicken).
 
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