...But I Escaped Because.......

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I had long ago put a secret fortress in the locker, and so just used another of the fortress' many exits to get out.

The next poster is about to be obliterated by Exodia (from Yugioh)!

 

[PoryKid575]

...But I escaped by using Heart of the Cards!

The next user is stuck in a hallway with the wall slowly moving towards them.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by flooding the place and swimming to freedom =3

The next user is in a giant hamster wheel that will explode if they stop running.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I sent my Poliwrath out, whose ability is Damp, which caused the explosion to fail when I jumped off.

The next poster got lost in a cardboard box.

 

[Megan]

But I escaped with my imagination! (I actually don't know the English version of that Spongebob episode. ^^")

The next user is trapped inside a glass jar!

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

But i escaped because i roll glass jar off shelve!

The next poster is in maximum security prison.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

I escape by teleporting, bc i can do that ;3

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape the teleporting robot army chasing me by erecting a magical barrier that blocks all other magic

The next user is stuck in a shower cabin.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because I took a shower, which surprised my captors who accidentally fell onto the controls causing me to be released.

The next poster is attacked by a circus.

 

[PoryKid575]

...But I escaped by swinging away on a trapeze!

The next user has an anvil falling right on top of them!

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by side stepping.

The next user got turned into a big crayon.

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because the sun caused me to melt, allowing me to ascend to a higher plane of existence.

The next poster is turned into a Goomba and about to be stomped on by Mario.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

but i escape by wearing a spiny hat!

the next user has angered a hive of wasps!

 

[DragonEye]

But I escape with my impenetrable scales

The next user is being chased by a Bewear looking to give them a big hug!

 

[Megan]

But I escaped because it didn't watch out for traps!

The next user is trapped writing an exam!

 

[Weasel D. Garp]

...But I escaped because a dozen Puppies ran into the room, and I was able to sneak out whilst everyone was busy paying attention to them.

The next poster gets retconned out of existence.

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape with a portal to a different dimension.

The next poster is trapped in a rug inside a giant dumpster.

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

But I call spamton, as he lives in one, shows me the way out for 1997 kromer!

The next user is stuck in a giant snow globe!

 

[Starlight]

But I escaped because I had a can of spinach in my bag so I gained the strength to punch my way out!

The next user is stuck in a dark room and key to the only door is in the middle of a gelatinous ooze cube. Reaching in is not a good idea...

 

[ReKoil]

But I escape by eyeballing the key and making a replica out of ice!

The next user is stuck in a sinking submarine in the arctic.