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call the ambulance

Meh. I broke my ring finger when a bunch of ballers tried to stop me from dunking and they then landed on my hand. Damn. It was a hairline fracture, but I've been lucky enough to not require hospital visits. I did get a nasty concussion though... separate incident

To put pain in perspective, I stepped on a 4" long nail that went through my foot. Hospital visit? Nah.
 
Forgetting to take my meds so long my iron dropped to dangerous levels >_>
 
Two weeks ago I overdid it with the violin practice and my fingers started to bleed and they wouldn't stop. Had to stop playing. Was taken to the hospital.

And I have been banned for playing the violin for three weeks. If all goes well I will be back on it by Wednesday x_X.
And my dad hid it very well and I can't even practice in secret.
And I can't even go to music school.
Aaaannnd my recital is on the 26th of this month so things are not looking pretty. I have been stressed the past few weeks because of that. One cannot just read the music sheet till the end of times...
 
My left toe had some weird fungus and my mom thought it was so contagious that she thought I would lose my toe for it. It turned out I only needed some pharmaceutical ointment or something to cure it lol
 
Tracer said:
Went to the hospital cause I jacked off while taking a bubble bath and slammed my head into the soap holder sticking out after I was done. Split my head open and had to get 9 staples.

I was 18.

Yuuuuuuuuuuuuup.
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It's the bubble bath that truly makes this the resplendent comment that it is. If it were just a regular bath, it would just be a standard masturbatory injury story, but the bubbles add that je ne sais quoi element that practically makes it art!

Only major time I've been in hospital was when I had a hernia when I was 8 years old. No idea of its provenance, unfortunately.
 
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