Capture that Pichu!!

[ReKoil]

Nothing my Arcanine can't keep up with. I snatch Pichu out of your arms while passing you by on Arcanine. Thank you for the takeaway =D

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Who wants a Pokéblock ? Who wants a Pokéblock ? You do! Good Arcanine, good dog! And a Pokéblock for you too, Rekoil!
*While they both enjoy the meal, I grab Pichu and ride away on a bike!*

 

[PokeSquared]

I kidnap Ash's Pikachu solely so it can disintigrate your bike and I can take Pichu, Then I give Pikachu back to ash! I'm not Heartless! Also I am I guess in Wyndon since that is where Ash is I think currently XD. (wow I ran a long way TWICE)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Ninja-Teleports in and out, grabbing Pichu in the middle!*
This Pichu's place is with a mother figure!

 

[Megan]

I taught my Chatot to say some things that need some serious fact checking. While you're busy finding out the truth you forget about Pichu which makes it very easy for me to take it and leave. :)

 

[ReKoil]

While leaving a Graveler comes rolling down the hills and nearly rolls over you!
When you get up you see a ransom note signed by FCG.

Spoiler:

While distracted by all this I make a run for it.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Using my investigation skills, I manage to localize you and free Pichu. I also leave a note about what I could say about you on TV if you keep using my name's initials!
I send another note to Megan about spreading unfounded rumors being not nice.

 

[PokeSquared]

I grab a bunch of gym badges and make a trail of them, naturally Pichu follows the trail and into my arms, then i put him in a pikachu suit, and we head to Hoenn.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Once in Hoenn, you get an invitation from me to spend two hours of relaxation in Lavaridge Town's springs. After these two hours, you notice Pichu and I are nowhere to be seen!

 

[ReKoil]

Which is obviously because Pichu is here with me, as I snagged it before you could even escape Lavaridge! :fufu:

Spoiler:

 

[PokeSquared]

I would casually hold the Ultra Recon Squad captive so they can open an Ultra Wormhole for me so i can snatch Pichu while you are sleeping. I'm gonna hang out around Spear Pillar. (totally not sumonning Giratina to take Pichu to the Distortion Realm)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Before you can, though, I offer a few Sweet Hearts to Hoopa, which, in exchange, uses its rings and allows me to discreetly grab Pichu! Poof! The portal closes!

 

[Megan]

That portal leads to my Palkia's bathroom. You disturb it right at its morning routine and it angrily tells you to leave. You are so shocked that you forget about Pichu when you do so which allows me to grab it! :)

 

[ReKoil]

Just as you attempt to grab Pichu, 'your' Palkia betrays you, and sends you to another dimension, custom tailored to your every need! =D
And then it scoops up the Pichu and me and the three of us walk towards the sunset. =3

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

But the Sunset is closer than it's supposed to be and turns into a black hole, which drags your Palkia friend and you into it and out of a far away wormhole, while I get Pichu and teleports with it to

Spoiler:

[Redacted]. What, did you think I would let you know where I went ?

 

[Megan]

Fortunately, Giratina knows where you are, surprises you, picks up Pichu for me and leaves you in Limbo! :P

 

[ReKoil]

You are approached by two Indeedee who give you a spa day! enjoy!
Afterward you wave them farewell and notice poor Pichu has disappeared.... I wonder where it went? 😉

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

It went with me by the will of Arceus, which decided in his divine grace that I would be the best choice to take care of Pichu!

 

[pixelated_pat]

That is, until it saw me &realized how much cooler he would look with a hat and a pair of glasses. Now he's stylin' ;)

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Grabs the hat and glasses wearing Pichu instead.* So cuuute!