... WILL. Must you refer to the weather?!
Malyka, I thought you were Jess... for five minutes just then :x Poor dog.
Now for my story of my favourite dog! .. and my others. :D
I had this German Shepherd named Shaka, he was my favourite and really beautiful. He never used to bite and when I annoyed him, he just growled, he was so gentle. One day I had ahold of his leash and he ran too fast and I fell over and grazed myself. He ran back to see whether I was okay and tried to lick away the pain <3 One time I also had a pet party with him and my other dog, Princess. She was a Poodle, but she bit me because I used to hit her for no reason, maybe because she was annoying (she also continually tried to rip Shaka's ear off. XD;) She had... some sort of something, and died of that. Shaka, however, died from a twisted stomach after eating too fast, it was basically the saddest night of my life, he had to be put down and I still remember Pop carrying him outside to the car to the vet. Even though I was really young, I still remember that dog well. Princess died... around the year 2000? Whenever we had the ducks.
We used to have ducks, Jack, Maisy, Defor and Daisy. I liked to rhyme with animal names at this stage in my life. Jack was so adorable! His beak was awesome when he bit my finger... I dunno, awesome feeling but weird. Maisy or Daisy... one of the two used to stamp their feet in the water as if to say they weren't pleased with the water. The way that we got Defor, however, was quite interesting. One day, going off to school, we saw a duck, he was quite larger than our other two at the time (Jack and Maisy - who was named after someone's dog, he was so adorable but I forgot his breed, long fur though, but he was nice and we saw him every day... ooh, I think I can still visualise the owner. Maisy was from that TV show... Maisy Mouse.) Pop said if the duck was still there on his way back home, he'd try to capture it. Sadly, it wasn't there. In the afternoon, our neighbour came over and told us to come get a duck out of the room next to her shed. That's how we got Defor. It was quite similar to how we got some of our birds.
We got our canary from a neighbour (the one that passed away, and also a Budgie called Nala, I think, who was named after the Lion King.) Six of our budgies came from a breeder, they cost over $100 to get, however, but they were worth it. Anna, Nancy, George, Raven, Squarker-- oh and Ben. Anna was the best budgie ever, I loved her, and the day before she died, I knew it, so I got to say goodbye to her. :3 That was on the 12th of January 2006, I wonder if I was on PC that day. Anyway back to the story, Nancy was... a good bird but I treated her bad and she bit me. D: George didn't really do much, but Raven was basically blind so I could train him easily. Ben didn't really do much besides go on my head. Squarker... her name keeps varying each time I write/type it. She was a runner, meaning she wasn't able to fly, ever, however she helped a quail hatch some eggs. That was how we got Kara. Lara, the mother, was incapable of hatching eggs, so the budgie helped her. I killed a quail though.. Beetroot 1. I thought he was sponge and I stepped on him. D: It was... so sad, I'll always feel remorse for ending his life and ever since that... I haven't wanted to kill even ants. Beetroot 2 sucked though, he hurt his babies. Shimmer 1 & 2 escaped. While Kara bred with her father to get Sumale (yeah calling her Summa... she was a boy. D:) and Lil Rascal. Lara, Kara, her kids and Beetroot 2 were murdered one day by rats though. Sad day... anyway back to budgies!
I used to have Billie, Pretty Girl, Um... the one with scale (some budgie disease?), Chirpy, Sunny, Boyd, Bluie, Chelsea and Lilah... lets do a count. That's six add nine... which brings us to-- oh and Nala. Okay, that's all. No wait. That's still forgetting two.. damn. Oh, and $20, yes a name for a budgie. Still one to go though... meh... it'll come back to me.. maybe. Chirpy is the only budgie left alive, which was given to us from my mother, as she was trying to get a look-alike for Bart-- yes! The final budgie. Named after the Simpsons character. Poor Chipy is stuck in an avery of weiros though.
Baby, my first weiro (otherwise known as cockatiel) is adorable <3 I caught him in a tree, I love him and he's my best pet ever. He's always happy to see me, and chirps when I walk away and I feel guilty. And he has such a cute voice! And yeah <33 Spotty, my second weiro is well trained but has a habit of biting things, she flies to me. My third... Awesome, we brought from the shops, she's pretty but wrecked her feathers and doesn't listen to me. My fourth, we caught in our yard, like the first two, except he is really loud. My last weiro we brought in July of last year, she's pretty but I swear she hates me. That's not all my pets either!
We used to have three crazy crabs, Ash, Pikachu and Krabby... yes Pokemon. :D They did basically nothing. We used to have two roosters, who we thought were hens, but one died and the other we had to give away as he got vicious. We used to have mice, too, Patch was an awesome mouse... then the rest were named off TV shows, well, rest meaning two. Primrose and Winfred (off... Brambley Hedge?) Cherry Blossom, Flash and Beauty were some of our other mice. I think some of them ate each other. We used to have a rat, too. Her name was Snowbell. She didn't do that much really.
And currently, I have the five weiros, one budgie... and now, my parrot! Cee-Cee, she's green and is vicious to everyone except Pop and I. She can talk slightly and go all over me though and she lets me pat her, which is good. I also have a Pug, named Cuba. We've had him since early 2005. He's a really good dog and he's adorable... and most people have seen him by now. XD;
... that basically covers every single pet I've ever had, but I'm probably just forgetting the millions of fish and lots of frogs. :D