Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Ninetales433]

Granted,but when you found it,all of the data in your game is deleted.

I wish I could catch legendaries with only a Pokeball in one throw.

 

[rockman0]

Granted, but the sheer power of the Legendaries causes the Pokeball to crack and now they can't get out! (a la PokeSpecial)

 

[ChrisTom]

[ERROR340470 WISH NOT FOUND!!]

I wish that I could there could be a Pokemon called "Ancient Magikarp" (If you don't know what I'm talking about, I feel sorry for you).

 

[rockman0]

Wish Granted. It's too powerful. No one can control it no matter how many badges they own.

I wish that I knew what to wish for.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but you wish to be a Sissy Girl who wears frilly Panties underneath ruffly dresses. And I could only grant it.


I wish I could instantly script, just by saying what I want the person to say.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted but the script turns into....

MAGIKARP!!
I wish I had a mighteyna.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it has incredibly terrifying anger-management issues.

I wish someone could grant this next wish without talking about Magikrap.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted,but i talk about... DITTO!!
I wish i could ride a roller coaster right now.

 

[The Cynic]

Granted, but without restraints.

I wish I could meet Muse personally.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but they all like whatever Pokemon you hate.
I wish I has a Pokemon cake.(Not flavored)

 

[kittykitten]

Granted,but someone takes it and throws it into your face.
I wish it was summer.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but it's 5000 degrees farenheit.

I wish I could hug a Charmander without it hurting me

 

[*Meowth V.2*]

Granted, but Charmander won't like your hug.

I wish I could catch all Pokemon without fail

 

[Meepman]

Granted but there are a lot of ****ing pokemon.

I wish I could teach glaceon thunderbolt.

 

[kittykitten]

Granted,but it zaps you.
I wish i could train a pokemon(EV) without the lag of time.

 

[sasuneuchiha]

Granted, but it subtracts points rather than adds them.

I wish there were three on three battles...

 

[King!]

Granted, but each Pokemon is asleep upon entering battle.

I wish Arceus had a mustache.

 

[インフェルノの津波]

Granted, but now he's not Arceus. He's Mario, so thanks a lot.

I wish Mew and Celebi were females, not its...

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, but they go crazy and forget all their moves Except for a move called "ARGLEPLOUP" which makes them kill themselves.

I wish there could be a game where you could stay at a medium level in the game, that way you'll feel happy nostalgia forever( as in Azalea in Johto, Slateport in Hoenn, etc.)

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

Granted, but all copies of the game simultaniously fry, making them useless.

I wish I could meet Giratina.