Granted, without any corruption for reading my fanfic.
However it dies the next day in a horrible firey explosion for not reading my poems
I wish that I could eat a Magikarp Flambe.
(I don't care if snorlax or anything else on the earth, sits, farts, vomits, digests, burns, @#$%s on, jumps on, buries, makes it diseased, rots, spits, thrown, dunked into the bottom of a mud pit, dunked into the bottom of the sea, or if its buried under an infinite amount of fertilizer, as long as I can eat a Magikarp)
Try and mess that one up with your pessimism.