Corrupt a wish (Pokemon edition)

[Esp1222]

Granted, but it sucked due to being in R/B/Y

I wish Sceptile could learn Fly and Sky Uppercut

 

[Mr.Silver]

Granted - but now it has only 1hp

I wish all magikarp would just die in a pool of fire and live in a sky of space.

 

[ChrisTom]

granted but the moves "fly" and "sky uppercut" have been turned into splash and flail for every generation permanently

I wish there could be a pokemon manga/ Anime that was realistic. Realistic enough that it is more like real life and they have the ability to say "crap" and "Hell". Basically a PG-13 version that didn't cuss-cuss like the f-word.

I now wish that silver didn't steal my comeback

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but I stole it instead! By the way, I read your fanfic. It's a lot more creative than most fanfics!

I wish I could fly on an Articuno.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted, without any corruption for reading my fanfic.

However it dies the next day in a horrible firey explosion for not reading my poems

I wish that I could eat a Magikarp Flambe.

(I don't care if snorlax or anything else on the earth, sits, farts, vomits, digests, burns, @#$%s on, jumps on, buries, makes it diseased, rots, spits, thrown, dunked into the bottom of a mud pit, dunked into the bottom of the sea, or if its buried under an infinite amount of fertilizer, as long as I can eat a Magikarp)

Try and mess that one up with your pessimism.

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, but the Magikarp leaves you hungry...

I wish to play ping pong with pokeballs xD

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but each one is easily breakble and they all contain highly angered tyrannitars.

*pop*

ROOOOGAAAAAUUUGGHHHR!!!

AUUUUUUGH!

*chomp-chomp*

*burp*

I wish I could Put a banana in my ear!

*charlie the unicorn is not related to pokemon but I couldn't come up with a wish*

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it gives you brain damage.

I wish people would stop wishing for non-Pokemon-related stuff.

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but you now have no knowledge of pokemon whatsoever.

I wish I could have someway to instantaneously come up with fanfics so I can annoy goldvsred.

jk

 

[Jemzx]

Granted, you have great ideas to make fanfic with magikarps...

I wish that voltorb and electrode wouldn't look like giant pokeballs...

 

[Pokémon Ranger ✩ Moriarty]

Granted! They now look like giant Dusk Balls.

I wish I had a pet Arceus.

 

[Giratina55]

Granted, but it thinks you have the jewel of life and kills you.

I wish i had Shadow the hedgehog,Bowser the king koopa, and a Garchomp living with me right now and theres no way you could currupt this wish or to corrupt not corrupting the wish :P

 

[ChrisTom]

granted but instead of me corrupting the wish, bill cosby does.

"You got the, *mumble, mumble* in the hotdog."

I wish I could tell everybody something exciting.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but it's only excited to you.

I wish I could make a funny Bill Cosby joke.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but Uxie made you forget it.

I wish I was Mespirt.

 

[GoldvsRed]

Granted, but I must capture you and use you for battling (Mesprit = best Psychic-Type ever).

I wish I had more time to make a wish.

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but my Bulbasuar eats it.
I wish my Teddy bear was a pokemon.

 

[Yuukihime]

Granted but it claws your eyes out while you sleep D:<

I wish to make a good pokemon flash in my multi media class ;D

 

[ChrisTom]

Granted but even though it's amazing, your teacher hates it and gives it a really big fat F

I wish somebody reads my new fanfic (The Tree, The Flute, And The Mew).

 

[MarstheCar]

Granted, but it's so great, everyone explodes!
I wish I had a Phanpy.