Corrupt a Wish [ Pokemon Edition! ]

[RoreyG]

Granted, but then you fell into a burning ring of fire.

I wish that Pokemon Origins was like a regular thing and not just a special.

 

[Skystrike]

Granted, but then the whole anime falls apart due to the conflicting canons and the writers/storyboarders trying to connect them.

I wish I could find my lost Pokemon games...

 

[Olli]

Granted! Though it turns out you never had any in the first place. I'm sorry for your loss :(

I wish I could be the very best, like no one ever was.

 

[RoreyG]

Granted, but then you run out of trainers to beat, get depressed, question the existence and purpose of life, and then summon Yveltal to destroy everything and everyone.

I wish that I were as badass as Red or Gold.

 

[EmeraldMaxx]

Wish granted! But you can only have lvl. 1 bidoofs.



I wish that they made a grim reaper legendary

 

[Virtual Headache]

Granted, but some younger players' parents complain about it so it's removed from all the games.

I wish the Pokémon games would be sold at a very low price.

 

[Pikelodeon]

Granted, but they have horrible quality, and break when you take it out of the container.
I wish I had every legendary in the games!

 

[Saphyre]

Granted, but your game becomes corrupt, causing you to lose all your Pokemon.

I wish that more games were like Gold/Silver, where you could travel to another region after beating the Elite Four.

 

[Mew]

Granted, but the region is just a few pixels wide!

I wish for Ash to finally win the league!

 

[Pikelodeon]

Granted, but he is then beaten by Gary, and then his rank is taken!
I wish I got accepted to pokemon fallout.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but your job is to sit there and do nothing.

I wish for a pokemon plushie

 

[lucariokul]

Granted, but it turns on you and eats you, and then suicides in your kitchen! :)
I wish that in the games, there were no humans, only Pokémon, and there is a move that is called Seizure.

 

[Blastin'Tyruntz]

Granted, but it turns on you and eats you, and then suicides in your kitchen! :)
I wish that in the games, there were no humans, only Pokémon, and there is a move that is called Seizure.

Granted, you use seizure and die.

I wish for a pet Klefki.

 

[Mikazuki]

Granted but it's a Rusty Klefki and the "keys" stick together =]

I wish for a new Mega Stones.

 

[Sopheria]

Granted. Say hello to Mega Unown! A different stone for each letter. The only stat that changes is its attack stat.

I wish I had a real life Mawile.

 

[Mew]

Granted but it bites your head off.

I wish for Hoenn remakes!

 

[Talon Flare]

Granted, but the chances of finding a shiny will be even lower than on X and Y
I wish Pokemon had more Hispanic Characters

 

[RoreyG]

Granted, but then they're all horribly stereotyped. One half of those characters only use the Mow Rotom, and the other half of those characters use Pokemon with the move Thief.

I wish that Gamefreak would get rid of Stealth Rocks.

 

[Fernbutter]

Granted but they add something even more useless and very common to the point you get/find nothing else.

I wish for a new pokemon movie.

 

[SubChild]

Granted, But its in japanese with no Subtitles

I wish for all Hacked pokemon to get deleted