Corrupt-a-Wish

[Daboys121]

This is the Corrupt-a-Wish game. This is how to play:

First someone makes a wish. Then, the next person corrupts it. Then, that person mustmake a wish which another person corupts.

Ex:
Person 1: I wish I didn't have school today.
Person 2: Granted, but you spend you're life stupid.
I wish I was rich.
Person 3: Granted, but you never get to spend your money.
I wish I had superpowers.

And it keeps on going.

I'll start:
I wish I could never be injured.

Edit: Please move this to other trivia, I didn't see it.

 

[Tater Tot]

Granted, But ya know that scar on your face you got when you were five?
The scar just showed up again, so no girl will ever want you.

I wish the coffee was better. >_<

 

[boo836]

Granted. But a cow went in it.

 

[Unforgettable]

You didn't wish. O.o
Well, I will.
I wish for a land of Hello Kitty

 

[Gyro]

Granted, but you would never be able to visit.
I wish for a car.

 

[Drakorn]

Granted, however you can only drive 3 wheel cars.

I wish that I could stay in college longer.

 

[Lynnx]

Granted, although all your professors will be sheep.

I wish to die...(yah I'm emo today XD)

 

[Gummy]

Granted, but you gotta spend the rest of eternity in hell.

I was I was a monkey.

 

[Drakorn]

Granted, however you're 1 inch tall and unable to reach a banana tree

I wish I was rich

 

[Tater Tot]

Granted, you spend $100, and then someone steels all your money.

I wish my wish didn't corrupt.

 

[menace64]

Granted, but you can never make another wish, thus leaving you with nothing.

I wish I could have not just made a wish.

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but that'll just contradict this game, so too bad.

I wish I had some food to eat.

 

[Spinor]

Granted, I'm very glad someone finally ordered Gratoh's Serpentiacoavebunnyrabbitdogcatdelihumanmeat Pie. Delicious

I wish My brother was never born

 

[Aizuke]

Granted, but now you have a sister instead.

I wish my school would blow up.

 

[Saryka]

Granted, but right after your school blew up, a new one took its place. Class is now in session~

I wish I wasn't so bored.

 

[Tater Tot]

Granted, but now you have too much stuff to do.

I wish I had more chocolate. >.<

 

[Gummy]

Granted, but it's not really chocolate.

I wish I could get these User Profile colors right.

 

[Mitchman]

Granted but it will only be pink. I wish noobs didn't exist

 

[Gerri Shin]

Granted, but now everyone's an insufferable knowitall

I wish for more yogurt.

 

[Mitchman]

Granted but all the cows are now gone.
I wish for a really hot girlfriend.