Corrupt a Wish

[Guardian]

Aint even funny lol

Granted, but the game gets corrupted permanently.

I wish for a Dragonite's Mega that resembles Dragonair a lot more.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now it's pink! Dragonite's overall movepool will get severely nerfed. ;P

I wish shinies were easier to obtain.

lol

Saw that. (lol)

 

[Guardian]

Granted, they are only obtainable via pokeradar chaining.
Works for me :P

I wish there was a huge raven bird Pokemon. Without a weirdish hat this time please.

 

[Maruno]

Granted. It's covered in spikes and scars, because that's edgy. It also becomes Dark/Ice type, again because edgy.

I wish I didn't get post-sniped.

I wish Slowbro's mega evolution wasn't so awful-looking.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now it's Mega Slowking instead!

I wish there was another Pokémon game on the Wii U.

 

[Guardian]

Granted, Pokemon Shuffle 2. Have to buy every Pokemon.

I wish for a new type.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, it looks terrible, like a beak with two small wings.

I wish for a Mega-Dunsparce.

 

[Lycanthropy]

But emulators?
Granted, but progress is very slow without making in-game purchases for real money.

I wish there existed a poison type move called Vampirism.

 

[BumpsnStumps]

Granted, but they learn the move at Level 101.

I wish Mega Ampharos was not as slow as it is now.

 

[Winter]

Granted, it becomes slower than it is now.

I wish Carnivine did not have Levitate.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, it's now singly Poison Typed. >D

I wish there were more Bug Type moves.

 

[Lycanthropy]

Granted, but they're only learnable by water Pokémon (for some reason), so nobody can receive STAB.

I wish Transform gives full PP instead of only five of each move.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but Ditto become as rare as Mew. 'w' Good luck breeding for IVs now, you can thanks HAN for that guys.

I wish that the next 3DS game will be Yellow remade. (Improbable but I can wish can't I? XD)

 

[Guardian]

Granted, Pikachu doesnt follow you around though.

I wish they would let us have Pokemon follow us around in new generations.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but it's only certain ones in a certain area, with nothing showing gender or shiniess.

I wish more games had as much post game as BW2. (IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS AND I'M STILL GOING.)

 

[Guardian]

Granted. I hope you're rich lol.
(get it, right? haha)

I wish there was a main series game where we're trying to escape a certain place with a huge in depth story.

 

[DyingWillFlareon]

Granted, but it's stolen straight out of PokeSpe Blue and Silver's story so Kusaka sues the makers and we can only buy the game illegally. HOPE YOU'RE RICH GET IT

I wish Normal types could beat Fairy(they need a super effective typing).

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but now they beat all types, which results in Konami Game Freak banning them from use!

I wish Electric-types had at least three weaknesses.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but it now has an ability that makes its speed 0 at all times!

I wish Yellow Version could get a remake on the 3DS.

 

[Percy]

Granted! But, it will float so high you can't reach for it.
I wish Ash had died in the first movie.