Corrupt a Wish

Granted, but he only kisses you once and then he disappear without any word and you'll never see him again.
Granted, but the kiss makes you utterly Stoned.

You know what would be really cool? A Pokémon metroidvania game. I wish it existed.
 
Granted, but your playable characters can only be Jynx, Garbador or Probopass. Which one will you be?

Since Steven's kiss didn't work out, my new wish is to ride the ferris wheel while holding hands with N!
 
Granted, but he ignores you the whole time and makes you pay for the ride.

I wish there were way more Pok?mon types.
 
Granted but they are all types made up by a 5 year old "i.e. blood type", and causes the games to lose sales, bankrupting Gamefreak

I wish GameFreak would make a in depth open world game with lots to do and a decent plot.
 
Granted, but every other Pok?mon game in existence (ROM hacks included) disappears from existence.

I wish GameFreak would stop copyright striking the good ROM hacks before they get completed *cough* Prsim *cough*
 
Granted, but it's only because the someone else starts copyrighting.

i wish that all pokemon have real voices in the games, like pikachu now does.
 
Granted, but they are just pokeball recolours, and their affect is the same as a normal pokeball.

I wish Raichu had a mega evolution.
 
Granted, it has a great mega but will only mega evolve if the 5 other slots in your party are empty.

I wish for a rare one-of-a-kind pokeball similar to the master ball called a luster ball. If used it has a 100% catch rate and changes the pokemon to its shiny form.
 
Granted, but the only way to acquire it is to release all of your other Pok?mon and it prevents you from catching anything else.

I wish there was a way to completely customize your favorite pok?mon?s Stats in-game.
 
Granted, but you don't have any Pokemon to customize and are unable to catch any.

I wish for... Shadow Pokemon!
 
Granted, but all Shadow Pokémon in existence have only 1 HP!

I wish we could meet the original B/W protagonist(s) in B2/W2.
 
Granted, but its only for a 10 second cutscene.

I also wish for the chance to meet the B/W protag's in B2/W2.
 
Granted, but you are REQUIRED to release the cover legendaries to him/her for story progression. Hilda/ Hilbert come to take Reshiram, Zekrom and Kyurem away to a safe valley to stop Ghetsis, meaning you can never use them. He/she gives you a pidove or woobat in exchange depending on your version.

I wish for a gift certificate to the Pokemon center website.
 
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Granted—the gift certificate is worth a whole entire dollar! Have fun buying plenty of goodies with it. ;D

I wish the Battle Frontier was easier!
 
Granted, but there are no rewards and otherwise no point to it at all.

I wish that we got a new type again. Fairy was fun
 
Granted, but the new type is weak to all of the other 18 types and its stab moves have no effect on any known pokemon.


I wish we had new eeveelutions. Let's have a dragon eevee and a ghost one.

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Granted—the gift certificate is worth a whole entire dollar! Have fun buying plenty of goodies with it. ;D
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You walked right into my trap! I may have a dollar but at least I can add my dollar towards buying a non-evil doll :P
 
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