Corrupt a Wish

[Janp]

Granted, but you hack it in despair and are banned from Pokémon for life.

I wish Alolan Persian looked as cool as Alolan Meowth.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but in the Alola form his speed is cut in half now and he loses his dark typing.

I wish that you could play lots of cool mini games with your pokemon in poke refresh, way more than poke Amie.

 

[Satire]

Granted, but they have zero effect on your Pokémon and are just pointless fillers.

I wish there was a way to get legitimate shiny mythicals.

 

[Janp]

Granted, you can catch them in-game, but now they are so common that regular version is the rarer one.

I wish Ash in SM anime was as cool as Ash in the latest movie.

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but the only real difference is his outfit!

I wish all of the Kalos starters had a Battle Bond variant.

 

[Metriname]

granted, but nintendo now uses microtransactions so they're all locked behind costly paywalls and are purely cosmetic.

i wish that no one thought the Magnemite evolution line was bad in any way.

 

[Meadow]

Granted! Everyone will now forget the Magnemite line exists, so no one will have any negative thoughts about them!

I wish we could battle Santa Claus as a trainer in the Pokémon games! xD

 

[Janp]

Granted, but if you win, you'll be consider naughty and no one will talk to you for the rest of the game.

I wish for more Christmas-themed Pokémon.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, the Christmas-themed pokemon is a cup of egg nog.

I wish Persian's shiny was a sleek, jet black color.

 

[Metriname]

granted, but this only applies to Alolan Persian, making it almost invisible in the dark, and jarring to look at during the day

i wish that in the next pokémon game you can catch all pokemon with just one copy and no resets

 

[CF1994]

Poof! Your copy is an unfinished mess that freezes constantly.

I wish Golisopod had a better Ability than Emergency Exit.

 

[Satire]

Granted- golisopod now enjoys the luxurious Slow Start Ability. Better than switching out mid-battle, amirite?

I wish Gamefreak looked at and used fanmade Pokémon designs- with consent, of course.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you must pay exorbitant royalties to GF and receive no credit. They take all of your possessions as collateral and send you to jail for life if your payment is late.

I wish Chansey would share one of her delicious eggs of good fortune with me.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but you get chased by a wild pidgeot who also wanted the egg.

I wish Plusle and Minun had evolutions.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted they both evolve into Pikachu,

I wish for a dark type gym.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but you can only get Psychic-Type Pokémon with only Psychic-Type moves the whole game.

I wish for new evolution for Jigglypuff.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but it'll be exclusive to Smash Brothers.

I wish most of the gen 7 pokemon had a faster speed stat.

 

[Metriname]

sure-o, but all other pokemon in existence got the same speed stat boost, changing nothing.

i wish that there were no such things as event pokemon and all of those pokemon were catchable within the games.

 

[strangerhypno]

Your wish is my command, now all event pokemon have wild encounter rates of .005% and know roar.

I wish gen 2 pokemon had higher stats and better abilities.

 

[Janp]

Granted, but now the whole Johto is non-canon and all Gen II Pokémon are banned from every other games.

I wish for TCG game on 3DS.