Corrupt a Wish

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but it's now slow all the time!

I wish that permanent TMs as items never went away

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but now the selection of moves you can teach with TMs sucks

I wish the Great Marsh was easier to catch Pokémon in

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, but now the selection of Pokémon you can catch there is terrible

I wish Castelia City wasn't so big

 

[Tsutarja]

Granted, but now every other city is now as big as Castelia once was!

I wish that Pokémon cries were the same between the games and anime

 

[Superjolt]

Granted, now the Pokémon in the anime have the same cries they do in the games instead

I wish I were a Gym Leader

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but you're the first in the game

I wish I had more choice of pokemon

 

[Cherrim]

Granted, but each game has all 800+ Pokemon in your list of starters and it's impossible to scroll through them all.

I wish Diamond/Pearl remakes would come out.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but they're in the style of LGPE

I wish Pokémon games were not getting easier and easier

 

[Cherrim]

Granted, but they got so hard that kids stopped playing them and they stopped making the games entirely.

I wish I had ice cream right now.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but it's stale Casteliacone since you didn't buy it on Tuesday

I wish Vending Machines were easier to use

 

[budube]

Granted, but for each new game the difficulty rises until videogame journalists can't resist to call it the Dark Souls of Monster Catching games.

I wish for Ice type to get better resistances

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but they also get more weaknesses

I wish for Tsareena to be faster

 

[Cherrim]

Granted, but they only sell one thing so there's only one button to press and it's something you don't like.

I wish there were more hours in a day.

 

[budube]

Granted but you get a bad (or even worse if u already had one) sleep schedule

I wish for Poison types to be more competitively viable

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but Ground types become more viable as well

I wish for Cubism to play a Nuzlocke :3

 

[budube]

Granted but I lose at the first rival battle

I wish Breloom got a potato regional form

 

[Eleanor]

Granted, but it's DPPt Munchlax level hard to get

I wish Combee was more viable

 

[budube]

Granted but the chance of getting a female one are now 0.5%

I wish starter Pokémon got a 50/50 gender distribution.

 

[Eleanor]

Granted but they're actually pokemon found in the tall grass

I wish for the following pokémon feature to be in the new games

 

[budube]

Granted but it's programed not long before the deadline and therefore is buggy as hell and the game crashes every 5 minutes.

I wish for Pokémon to have up to 2 Hidden Abilities