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Corrupt a Wish

Granted but it's only summer and winter

I wish for the game corner to come back
 
Granted, and PEGI makes an outrage about gambling again, and it's removed again.

I wish Tropius had a cool signature ability called Banana Bonanza. This ability causes a layer of banana peels to fall on the battlefield as entry hazards whenever Tropius is sent into battle, with battle text that reads, Tropius went bananas! All of your enemies will slip on said bananas when switching in, taking damage, depending on grass's effectiveness against them. There's also a chance for your opponent to get a speed reduction from the banana stickiness!
 
Granted, and nothing changes about the Pokémon itself. However, you start to experience a change in your beauty standards. You begin to find Chesnaught...beautiful? Your next line will be: "Its beard...its tail...and don't even get me started on its nails! *chefs kiss*".

I wish Muk was brown.
 
Granted. In the semi-finals of the World Coronation Series, Waluigi steps out and defeats Ash Ketchum from Pallet Town. He goes on to defeat Leon in the finals. As a result, Waluigi's Grand Adventure is created, and is a success both in Japan and worldwide. One of the running gags in this show is when Luigi slaps Waluigi on the butt and says "Are you feeling it now, Waluigi? Are you feeling it now?" This line instantly becomes a double-deluxe meme due to its origins in Spongebob and is repeated every day by every single person. You're forced to live with this the rest of your life.

I wish that Lance actually trained Dragon-types instead of Flying-types.
 
Granted, but he's not a E4 anymore because almost all of his Pokemon gone. So he has to start again and doesn't appear in games anymore.

I wish Wallace can be Hoenn Champion instead of Steven so we can have updated Juan sprite
 
I'm assuming for ORAS?
Granted, Wallace is now the Champion, Steven is back to his hideout in Meteor Falls. Juan's sprite has also been updated, but there's a catch. Due to the popularity of Smash personality and streamer Juan "Hungrybox" Debiedma, he is now the base for Juan's sprite. The gym leader still trains Water-type Pokémon, but also uses a Jigglypuff that is extremely overpowered with some new moves such as Bair, which has 120 base power, never misses, has infinite PP, and multihits if you're offstage (whatever that means). This Gym is almost impossible and most people stop playing Pokémon altogether. Also due to the memes surrounding him, Sootopolis City is now a grocery store in Los Angeles.

I wish that Vanilluxe was an ice-cream / dog hybrid.
 
Your wish is granted, but there's no post game at all.

I wish Jirachi is stronger competitively

P.S. Congrats 5qwerty, you're the third person in Pokecommunity who manage to make me choke on tea while I'm drinking :D.
 
yay lol
Granted, Jirachi is granted SSSerene Grace as a Hidden Ability, which triples the probability of all secondary effects. Now Iron Head has a 90% flinch chance while Body Slam and Thunder both have 90% paralysis rate. It gets banned to Ubers, and in the meantime the definition of Hax itself is redefined. Is it considered Hax when Jirachi doesn't flinch or paralyze? This messed with people hard since their minds were trained to think that "bad effect = hax", but now others are complaining that they actually broke through. Jirachi then gets banned from Ubers to Anything Goes, basically permabanning it from any competitive future it may have had. What seemed like a small buff for VGC (in Nintendo's mind) broke Smogon competitive Pokémon as we know it.

Also I wish that Ludicolo had longer arms and could do disco (and still appeared in the games).
 
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