Corrupt a Wish

[pkmin3033]

Granted...now everything looks like a tier 2 starter.

I wish Pokemon had permadeath.

 

[Roni]

granted, but when you lose you also die irl. nintendo will literally come to your house and shoot you.

i wish scyther could learn fly

 

[pkmin3033]

Granted, but it can't learn Swords Dance anymore. Oof.

I wish Pokemon games didn't start with lengthy tutorials about how to catch Pokemon

 

[Roni]

granted, but the mechanics now completely change with every version and you're left to figure it out on your own.

i wish thundurus, tornadus, and landorus were actual genies and they could grant me real wishes.

 

[pkmin3033]

Granted...but each wish is corrupted. Just like every wish in this thread. Only worse.

I wish Pokemon Home would stop with its greedy monetisation

 

[Bug]

Granted, but Nintendo discontinues the game because they "don't see the point anymore"

I wish Pokémon games had difficulty settings

 

[Roni]

Granted but you gotta beat the whole game first to unlock it. Oh wait that already happened.

I wish you got 999 Pokeballs at the start of the game.

 

[Bug]

Granted, but they all have a 1/999 catch rate

I wish you could fly in Pokémon games. But just like, a few feet off the ground.

 

[Roni]

granted. everyone's levitating 5 feet off the ground, and thus you can't ever go back down to the tall grass to encounter wild pokemon anymore. solo runs for everyone!

i wish caves had certain encounter tiles like tall grass in routes, instead of having every single floor tile be a chance for an encounter. (i wonder if that made sense lol)

 

[CelloX]

Granted, but it's bat droppings marked tiles and it's all zubat encounters.

I wish for an official pokemon mmorpg

 

[Roni]

granted, but it's another pay2win type mobile game with week long wait timers to do literally anything.

i wish there was a pokemon based off tetris tetraminoes

 

[CelloX]

Granted, when it gets to level 100 it disappears due to being completed.

I wish for a pokemon based on a yo-yo or on using one

 

[Roni]

granted, galarian hypno is released and has a yo-yo instead of its pendulum. and now it can't learn hypnosis.

i wish bulbasaur was a pure grass type

 

[CelloX]

Granted, charizard is a pure fire type now as well. In fact, none of the starters have secondary typings anymore.

I wish furfrou evolved.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's evo is completely bald. No cute puppy haircuts for you!

I wish Alolan Persian had a less comic face.

 

[CelloX]

Granted, it has a spider face. Terrifying =/= Comic

I wish for blessings on the rains down in Africa

 

[Roni]

granted, Primal Kyogre goes over and generously shares its blessings. Africa is now completely submerged.

i wish we had a pokemon made out of garlic

 

[CelloX]

Granted, it is poached for its garlic and this "process" is show graphically in the games

I wish we had a pokemon made of jelly beans

 

[Roni]

yes but in continuation to the other corruption, the games show how these guys are regularly eaten by people in detailed graphic horror.

i wish Marshadow wasn't a legendary/mythical and had an evo

 

[CelloX]

Granted, its typing becomes Normal/Fighting, because it comes back to life as a non-ghost

I wish for the ability, skill, and motivation to make a pokemon fangame