Corrupt a Wish

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the game inexplicably freezes and you lose your progress.

I wish this annoying misdreavous in the Eterna Forest would get in it's pokeball already. It keeps breaking free.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can't evolve it or have it hold eviolite and are forced to use it on your team regardless =D

I wish for more Vivillon patterns!
more! more! MOAR!

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, will you be taking the new garbador pattern one or muk style?

I wish there was never an exp share mechanic, makes the games too easy.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. Instead of an EXP share, there is a preloaded software that allows you to hack in instant high level creatures into your team.

I wish Brilliant Diamond or Shining Pearl were really easy.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, you start out with an level 80 Garchomp. However the only wild pokemon you can catch is bidoof, and they can't evolve. So enjoy your team of plump mice led by Garchomp!

I wish Skitty & Delcatty were fairy type.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, they are fairy types, but their ability is still normalize, and now it's their only possible ability. So they will never be able to use fairy moves unfortunately.

I wish I had the item detector to locate my missing glasses. Been searching for where I misplaced them for days.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the item detector keeps making you find random rocks and berries instead =3

I wish for a Fire/Grass type Pokemon

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, the new grass/dual type Pokemon ends up being a cigarette unfortunately. It has the defenses of paper unsurprisingly also, since it is rolled in paper after all. On top of it all it's signature ability *noxious fumes* inflicts a badly poison status on your ENTIRE team if this Pokemon is in your party

I wish the 5th pokemon movie had a happy ending.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted, but your banned from ever watching it.

I wish diggersby evolved into zapdos

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to evolve it by some obscure mystery gift item only available for 1 day in 1 store somewhere in Africa. Hope you're ready for a vacation and road trip!

I wish there was an alternative method to evolve trade evolutions that doesn't involve trading.
(would've helped me a lot when I was younger)

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Grated, but the alternative method is releasing them. As soon as you confirm the decision to release the Pokemon back to the the wild, the Pokemon evolution will play out right before the mon disappears from your life forever :(

I wish I hadn't missed out on the diancie event. I'd like that mythical for my collection.

 

[Zeostar]

Granted.

The event is hosted in this totally not suspicious building.

I wish for a sequel to Gale Of Darkness.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, Gale of Darkness II: The Re-darkening will come out in 2150. I hope you're patient or know how to time travel =p

I wish for a Phione =3
(I'm an idiot who didn't know Manaphy could be bred for one before I sent mine to Home xD)

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's a hacked phione with illegal moves and abilities that get you banned.

I wish Mimikyu had not been nerfed, and still took no damage on the first hit with imposter.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but it now starts out cursed and will always lose HP on every turn, even if you switch it out.

I wish for a Bug type legendary pokemon that isn't a mythical.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it's a roach motel.

I wish for a pokémon region based on Italy.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, the region is based on Pompei, and the moment you set out on your journey a volcano erupts and it's game over =(

I wish for a good starter trio for gen 9.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but they are so good that they won't fight. All three are pacifist Pokemon that will not use any sort of damage-dealing move, their goodness is so great that they would rather be fainted than fight back.

I hope the Pokemon nature theme park is successful, and wish for similar parks to open in my area.

 

[LivelyNature]

Granted, but you aren't allowed in because you are too kind

I wish that Torterra wasn't hated so much

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, however it's now so popular it's become an endangered Pokemon species =o

I wish for a better ability for Archeops