Corrupt a Wish

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but their encounter rate is 0.01% in all spots across the region

I wish Walrein has higher speed stat

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now it's so fast that every time it walks it travels 5,000,000,000 years into the future


I wish this wish doesn't get corrupted

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but that's your last wish. You can't wish for anything anymore. :v

Anyway, I wish the normal Linoone gets an evolution like its Galarian counterpart.

 

[LucarioBread]

Granted, but it evolves with a japanese Pokemon center event-limited item.

I wish Feebas isn't such a pain to find in RSE.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now it has 100% encounter rate in all parts of the region even in caves


I wish I was in the pokemon world thas right saniachan you can't stop me from wishing

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, the apocalyptic future one though like the one in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon : Explorers of Sky

I wish Hydreigon has lower evo level requirement

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now it evolves at level -1 which is impossible to get.

I wish Celebi would clash with Jirachi

 

[Meadow]

Granted, but all we get to see is a cute slap fight between them! x)

I wish the Mach Bike was easier to control.

 

[saniachan]

Granted, but the Acro Bike would be harder to control instead.

I wish Garchomp (both normal and mega) would be nerfed somehow.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Except its the opposite now garchomp is the 2nd strongest pokemon in the game 1st is blaziken ;)

I wish that Linoone was a ground type along with Furret

 

[Janp]

Granted, but now they are also Mythical Pokémon that were never released due to GF forgot about them.

I wish for shiny Grubbin.

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Just kidding you can't wish for shinies

I wish my Machamp wasn't green

 

[Sorviknight]

Granted, but you'll be green instead.

I wish Unova had a Safari Zone...

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Granted, Now everytime you want to get into the Safari Zone you have to beat Cynthia who has level 100 pokemon in a pokemon battle and your pokemon are at level 2.

I wish for nothing

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted you literally have nothing! A wild Snorlax will come by and eat your house/apartment/dorm while you are out. He will swallow the entire residence, and all of the possessions inside. When you come back there will be nothing left but a vacant lot, as if the place was bulldozed, all because of Snorlax! You have no money either.

I wish for a Nintendo switch lite, Zacian and Zamazenta edition please!

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

HAH HAH HAH Granted, Nintendo sent to you a Nintendo Switch lite Zacian and Zamazenta edition but it was eaten by a snorlax you missed the opportunity to get a $200 Game system all because of a snorlax

I wish for that Snorlax to be brought to justice.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but he is tried by a jury of sympathetic fellow Snorlax. They acquit him of all charges, and then Snorlax sues you for libel, insisting that you smeared his good name. The civil courts find in the favor of Snorlax, and there is a judgment against you now. Any money you make will be garnished and go to Snorlax.

Let's see. I wish my Nintendo Switch had insurance that covers damage by any and all Pokémon, so I can get a new one.

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Granted, but your nintendo switch is lost instead which doesn't get covered by insurance, tough luck

I wish i could have a Wigglytuff themed cabinet

 

[Seteth]

Granted, It got mistaken for an actually wigglytuff but you didn't notice so every time you try to go to sleep it will call its Jigglypuff children who don't sing lullabies they sing ROCK MUSIC so you had trouble sleeping for the rest of your life HA HA HA.

I wish Stufful was in my room right now.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but he is angry with you and flails around. We all know what happens when Stufful flails around. "Despite its adorable appearance, when it gets angry and flails about, its arms and legs could knock a pro wrestler sprawling." - Pokémon Sun

I wish Delia Ketchum would drop my by house today and bring me trays of scrumptious freshly-baked chocolate chunk cookies.