Corrupt a Wish

[ReKoil]

No need to grant that; just go play Unite! =P

Granted, but GF adds them as cosmetic DLC's. Every Pokemon now has 5 of them and they each individually cost 5 dollars!

I wish for a normal Pokemon with the Fairy/Fighting type.
Normal as in not a Paradox, legendary, UB etc.

 

[Shrew]

Granted, but its an unevolved pokemon which loses its typing upon evolution, surskit/nincada-style.

I wish it would be easier to grind TMs in Scarlet/Violet

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but you must have a literal disc in your house every single time you want to teach your pokemon a tm move, and manually grind it to pieces

I wish I had the power of invisibility to camouflage myself like kecleon.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but just like Kecleon one part of your body just won't turn invisible.... your hair.

I wish Furfrou's trims weren't just cosmetic.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but the forms can now only be changed by an event item called grooming shears. If you weren't one of the 2 people in Osaka who obtained them in person at the distribution center you lose the ability to alter this pokemon altogether.

I wish Nintendo 3ds online services were all still functional.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you can no longer send anything to Home.

I wish Glaceon had Snow Warning as it's HA.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, but it no longer can learn ice beam, blizzard or freeze dry.

I wish batteries running dry and daily events glitching out were not problems for gen 3 cartridges.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, here's my copy of Emerald and FireRed which were working fine last time I checked about a year ago =3
*shoves them through the screen* oh wait....

I wish each type had a mythical Pokemon.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted the new mythical pokemon are all inspired by substitute dolls, and look the same, no matter which elemental type they are. The only move they can use is splash, their ability is truant and these guys have only a little health- usually dying after 1 hit or 2 like a real sub.



I wish I was not getting error messages when I try to load pokemon bank.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but now your Pokemon games keep erroring instead!

I wish for more pure Flying type Pokemon.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, here's gen 10's regional variant of Magikarp. There's one on every route, giving you many chances to catch this iconic mon!



I wish for a real life item finder so I can locate my candied ginger.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but you need to walk 15 kilometers just to use it once, before having to recharge it again.

I wish to wrap up my Soft Reset shiny hunt.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you encounter the shiny you targeted...then a wild arbork appears in your room and uses the move WRAP on your console to try to wrap up the hunt for you, like you asked. This breaks your game.

I wish you could legally travel with only eggs in your party, and no active pokemon.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted. The very next trainer you find is a chef who really wants to cook up a massive omelette.

I wish that the protagonists of the upcoming Legends Z-A were literal children, and by that I mean literal 9-10 year olds.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, because they are literal 9-10 year olds they can't get out of their hometown to start the adventure. The child protective service officer npc appears and drives you back to mom every time you leave your house.

I wish all Sailor Moon senshi had their own pokemon.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, they all get a copy of Pokemon Alpha Sapphire!

Spoiler:

If I didn't have to corrupt though....

I wish for the next pseudo legendary to be a Bug/Dragon type.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, the final stage of the bug/dragon psuedo legendary line is achieved by fusing applin and kakuna, doubling this Pokémon's movepool so that it is capable of using the move withdraw AND even harden!



I wish I could use the moves like protect and safeguard irl to keep others from being hurt or killed.

 

[PageEmp]

Granted, and it really does work just like the actual move Protect, in which you use it once, and you can't use it again next time you attempt to use it. Additionally, Safeguard would only protect you or your others from very trivial things but not anything massive.

I wish the Trading Card Game Pocket app had a story mode with gym leaders, and that one of the gym leaders was a Lifegurd woman.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but there's no images or audio of them so you just TCG fight a disembodied name.

I wish Paldea had more regional forms.

 

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, the developers put another Paldean Tauros in there, but cut 20 of the new pokemon from the dex, to not distract from all the Tauros.

I wish for a Unova remake where Gholdengo will have a regional form based on the academy award Oscar, given as a gift mon at pokestar studios.