Corrupt a Wish

[VisionofMilotic]

Granted, you are now director of the Pokemon News Press in Solaceon town. The Job entails staying in this one spot forever as a Pokemon Platinum npc, and speaking only the scripted dialogue when spoken to.

I wish Bird Keeper Toby, a favorite poketuber of mine, would decide to keep developing his channel.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but a take down request gets issued against his content

I wish for more ride Pokemon in the next Pokemon game =D

 

[Zeostar]

Granted. You go at a brisk pace. Gen 4 surfing speed.

I wish for an official book explaining why types were picked for each pokemon

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the explanations are written in Unown based on another type of Alphabet.

I wish for a meaningful choice in a Pokemon game.

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Granted! You can choose between a Koffing or an Ekans starter!

I wish for a book about why Charizard is the best Pokémon! ^^

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but the prototype got fed to a hungry Charizard for lunch. It also started acting really smugly afterward and has been burning people's houses down.

I wish for a regional form for Tropius.

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Granted, but now it's just a giant banana with a face on one end, and it's Grass/Fairy Type!

I wish that you could always keep your Pokemon out of their Pokeballs in the next game.

 

[ReKoil]

Granted, but they no longer listen to anything you tell them to do!

I wish for an evo for Appletun & Flapple.