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Corrupt a Wish

Wait, we can't have bikes in Alola...? *awkward silence* Haha anyway, granted! You can own one, alright. However, Professor Oak will be constantly watching you from the shadows, and if you even begin to THINK about using it, he will immediately jump out and scream in your ear. ;)

That being said, I wish we could ignore Professor Oak whenever he tells us we can't do something. xD
 
Granted, but Professor Oak no longer gives away starter Pokemon. Goodbye Bulbasaur, Charmander and Squirtle! You just erased them from history :( You can try to catch rattata or pidgey on the first route, but you get pecked, scratched and bitten whenever you approach without a starter to defend you!

I wish I could go soaring on a Latios with Steven Stone in real life.
 
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Granted, but healing items do not work, fresh water, moo moo milk, potions etc will always evaporate before you can use them due to extreme temperatures. Also al pokemon except fire types will always automatically have the burn status affect due to the heat, and in-battle sand storm is always in effect.

I wish for a Pokemon platinum remake right now for the 3ds!
 
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Granted! However, this so-called "remake" is literally the exact same game, just with a wider aspect ratio. ;) And then one year later, an actual remake will come out for the Nintendo Switch, but not the 3DS. Better start saving up!

I wish Pok?mon didn't have to forget moves just to fit new ones in their moveset.
 
Granted, but your Pokemon is so exhausted and resentful from being forced to remember every possible move that they become disobedient. In battle they lay down in the middle of the field, ignore you, go to sleep or use moves that you don't want, attack their teammates and you.

I wish Dragonite's shiny color matched dratini and dragonair's.

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Granted! However, this so-called "remake" is literally the exact same game, just with a wider aspect ratio. ;) And then one year later, an actual remake will come out for the Nintendo Switch, but not the 3DS. Better start saving up!
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I could actually see that happening!
 
Granted! Dratini and Dragonair's shiny color is now that awful green.

I wish for more Pokémon to be paired with police.

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Granted, but healing items do not work, fresh water, moo moo milk, potions etc will always evaporate before you can use them due to extreme temperatures. Also al pokemon except fire types will always automatically have the burn status affect due to the heat, and in-battle sand storm is always in effect.
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Why does this sound better that LGPE?
 
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Granted, pal! However, your favorite Detective Gumshoos will have to "look forward" to his next salary review... ;)

I wish the Pokémon Trading Card Game was more popular.
 
Granted, but the toys are made out of McDonald's food. Your Pikachu made out of French fries and chicken nugget pokeball will get old and spoil...

Gimme a Pullip Cynthia doll in a dollhouse shaped like the distortion world with Giratina plush. Because its the distortion world any attempt to corrupt these items will be reversed and just make them even better :P
 
Granted! You now have a Lilligant named Polar Bear, and the Name Rater thinks "Polar Bear" is too fantastic of a name to change. :D

I wish Gen 8 will have the most amazing soundtrack we've ever heard in a Pokémon game!
 
Granted but due to its reputation of stubbornly sticking its roots into trees, it does so to a tree you hold most dear and kills it.

I wish all Generational Starters had Mega Evolutions.
 
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