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Post for an RP I'm in, Trials of Olympus. I figured I'd put it in a spoiler since it's long.

Spoiler:
 
1. Can you cry under water?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. Why do you have to 'put your two cents in', but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
4. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
5. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in, for eternity?
6. What disease did cured ham actually have?
7. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
8. Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
9. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a "hearing"?
10. Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
11. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings & then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
12. Do the Alphabet Song & Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
13. Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
14. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
15. If Jimmy cracks corn & no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
16. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
17. If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
18. Why does Goofy stand on two legs, while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
19. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
20. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
21. If corn oil is made from corn & vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
22. Why do giraffes have long necks?
23. If to is pronounced "too" & do is pronounced "doo", why isn't go pronounced "goo"?
24. Why is a boxing "ring", square?
25. Why do you play at recitals & recite at a play?
26. Why do people drive in a parkway & park in a driveway?
27. Why is it that when we transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when we transport something by ship, it's called cargo?
28. Why do we pack suits in a garment bag & garments in a suitcase?
29. Why do privates eat in the general mess & generals eat in the private mess?
30. Why do we call it newsprint when it contains no printing, but when we put print on it, we call it a newspaper?
31. Why are people who ride motorcycles called bikers & people who ride bikes called cyclists?
32. Why can your nose run & your feet smell?

Long story.
 
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