Damn girl, do you have a mirror in your back pocket because...

[Lucid]

Everyone in this thread is just depressed cuz no one used a pickup line on them.

 

[Sonata]

Pretty much yeah. I've never had any pickup lines used on me and I've only used really stupid pickup lines.

 

[Kanzler]

I don't think anybody actually uses pick up lines.

 

[Lucid]

nsfw:

Spoiler:

hey, that shirt looks pretty becoming on you. but then again, if I was on you, I'd be"coming" too ;]

Omg yall are egging me on today. I have one back, but yall might ban me.

 

[Neo_Angelo]

One of my mates was dared once to use the most retarded or stupid pick up line he could think of, so he walked up to a girl and this is no word of a lie said "Hey, can i punch you in your vagina?" To which the girl was like "Excuse me?" then he explained that he was dared to go up to the hottest person in the bar and use the worst pick up line he could come up with to see if it worked.......

He ended up getting her number and taking her home. As you can imagine, the rest of us were like "WTF, did that just actually happen, that chat up line worked?"

Apparently it does.....

 

[Lucid]

That is not a pickup line.

 

[Sonata]

I guess I did a thing while I was at holiday world a couple weeks back. There was a girl working one of the games and she said she had the same shirt as me. So I said yeah it's a pretty good shirt. She replied back with yeah I know it's like, the only thing I wear when I'm not here or when it's in the washer. And I said that was cool and that she wears it a lot better than I do, but I bet she'd look just as good without it on too. She laughed and bit her lip so ya know. Nothing actually ended up happening because my phone was dead and I'm terrible at remembering numbers.

 

[Zeffy]

i used a pickup line on a girl i liked and it worked but that was probably because she liked me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Bidoof FTW]

i used a pickup line on a girl i liked and it worked but that was probably because she liked me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Irresistible Zeffy is irresistible yet again

You should use pickup lines more often imo, they make a good way to break the ice, even if they can be really bad and cheesy :)

 

[Pepperton]

i used a pickup line on a girl i liked and it worked but that was probably because she liked me too ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

if hermione granger used a pickup line on me i think it'd work, too

 

[dad]

yeah, this one works like a charm:

are you a bank because you need to leave me a loan. ;)

 

[Seth Rollins]

Lol pick up lines are hilarious because of how cheesy and bad they are.

I may use them once, but just for the lulz ;)

 

[queeniewolf]

I've had that "Hey I lost my number, can I have yours?" said to me. Twice. On two different occasions by two completely different guys.
It's not even a good one

"You're like my appendix. I don't know anything about you but everyone's telling me to take you out."
Now, this is real romance

 

[Nolafus]

If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

 

[queeniewolf]

Are you a loan? 'Cause you're getting my interest

 

[Bidoof FTW]

Cthulhu I'm sure you've told a pickup line about your tentacles once or twice.

 

[CG1789]

I use them..... Heck I make them and give some to my friends who are failing with them. I like to call them ice breakers. They work on both males and females. I need to actually see the person or have a detailed description.

I worst I heard wasn't exactly bad but ended up sounding wrong:
"Girl are you an angle? Because I'm digging your wings!"<---She was eatting Buffelo Wings. She thought it was a fat joke which she wasn't..... Infact she could of bench pressed my friend, who said it, if his weight was five times heavier.
I've also heard a girl fail to:
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just turned on by my features?"<---They were at a gun range...... He didn't have anything to make someone think he was turned on and also he was firing his gun........ He laughed a bit and she felt stupid and they've been dating for 2 years now.....

 

[Sirfetch’d]

I use them..... Heck I make them and give some to my friends who are failing with them. I like to call them ice breakers. They work on both males and females. I need to actually see the person or have a detailed description.

I worst I heard wasn't exactly bad but ended up sounding wrong:
"Girl are you an angle? Because I'm digging your wings!"<---She was eatting Buffelo Wings. She thought it was a fat joke which she wasn't..... Infact she could of bench pressed my friend, who said it, if his weight was five times heavier.
I've also heard a girl fail to:
"Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just turned on by my features?"<---They were at a gun range...... He didn't have anything to make someone think he was turned on and also he was firing his gun........ He laughed a bit and she felt stupid and they've been dating for 2 years now.....

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