Date or Dump!

[Fighting Type Master]

No thanks. I'm in love with women.

Chuck Norris.

 

[Zeostar]

Date. I feel if I deny the great Chuck Norris I'll be roundhouse kicked across 8 different galaxies.

Ganondorf

 

[Roni]

Dump. Too evil-looking.

David Schwimmer

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Dump I don't like FRIENDS.


Abe Simpson.

 

[Roni]

Dump. WAY beyond my age range lol.

Wendy Williams

 

[Bug]

Dump. Even the memes about her are wild LOL.

Sophia Lillis?

 

[Roni]

Date. Gorgeous as heck. Curly blue-eyed ginger? I'm weak.

Hayley Williams?

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Date for sure.

Steve Harvey.

 

[Roni]

D u m p. Tad too religious for my tastes.

Lily Collins?

 

[Bug]

Date. Amazing smile 10/10

Evanna Lynch

 

[Roni]

Date. But I feel like you'd want her more than me lol.

Kristen Bell

 

[Bug]

lol you right.

Date. Do you have any idea how many Frozen puns I could make

Malia Obama

 

[Roni]

Date. But only when her dad ain't around lol. Can't handle that much pressure.

Eddie Redmayne

 

[Bug]

Date. I can't stand the Fantastic Beasts films but his performance in the Theory of Everything makes up for it.

Winston Churchill

 

[Fighting Type Master]

Dump. I don't want to be with him.

Bonnie from Pokemon.

 

[Roni]

She's like, really young. I'd be in trouble if I tried dating her lol. Dump.

Ed Sheeran

 

[Bug]

Dump. I think he's a bit overhyped as a musician.

Tom Bergeron

 

[Roni]

Dump. AFV was great, but he's too old for me lol.

Satoshi Tajiri

 

[Fighting Type Master]

If I get free Pokemon merch and stuff I would date him even though I am male and so is he. If not then dump.

Sailor Moon.

 

[Roni]

Date. Seems like a pretty sweet gal.

Carl Wheezer?